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Bloodshot Records

To all the good folks of the Nation,

Through a message from Uncle John, where he brought my attention to the marvelous Justin Townes Earle, I was moved to bore him about my love of Bloodshot Records. Whilst reminiscing and re-listening to some of the artists and music they've released over the last 15 or so years, I thought some of you guys on the Nation, if you were unfamiliar with the label, might find some interest in their stable of artists. So, if Uncle John doesn't mind, I though I'd re-post my message about the label here.

"Bloodshot Records are a Chicago based label that started out in the mid nineties releasing music they described asInsurgent Country. It was a home for a collection of left field artists who melded punk attitude with a love of country music. In those days few Bloodshot releases tuned up in the record shops of Yorkshire, so I used to order them direct from Chicago. Bands like Moonshine Willy, The Pine Valley Cosmonauts, Split Lip Rayfield, Devil in a Woodpile, and Rex Hobart & the Misery Boys introduced me to country music, by making it cool and relevant. Artists that would go on to bigger things like Ryan Adams and Neko Case released their first albums on Bloodshot. They've branched out into other styles of music since the early days, but they still produce great albums, Justin Townes Earle being a fine example.

Check out the Bloodshot Records website: http://www.bloodshotrecords.com/

Most artist's albums have at least one song you can download and sample, so you could put together your own Bloodshot sampler album. Here are some of my favourites they have available for free:

Split Lip Rayfield - Movin' To Virginia [MP3]

Rex Hobart & the Misery Boys - Bridge Burners Union (Local 36) [MP3]

The Sadies - One Million Songs [MP3]

The Waco Brothers - Do You Think About Me? [MP3]

Devil in a Woodpile - Big Boat [MP3]

The Pine Valley Cosmonauts - Roly Poly (vocals by Brett Sparks of The Handsome Family) [MP3]

I'm getting carried away! One more then you can check out more...if you so wish.

Justin Townes Earle - Lone Pine Hill [MP3]"

I hope that was of interest to some of you, and you forgive my preachy post.

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Due to the fact, there is no standard for CBG construction regarding the number of strings or the tuning, I am writing this information to help builders who are new to music, and offer suggestions that will make their builds function better from a musical stand point.

Guitar Tuners

The easiest way to tune your CBG is by using a headstock "clip-on" electronic tuner. They are very inexpensive. They come in two different models. A standard model that only tunes the standard 6 string guitar notes, and the one I suggest, the Chromatic model, that can tune all the possible notes.

Use standard guitar strings (medium gauge)

Guitar strings are designed to produce a certain pitch (note) when they are tuned to a specific tension. Using an average scale length (the distance between the nut and bridge) of about 24.75 inches, from low to high, the 6 strings are tuned:

E  A  D  G  B  E (numbered low to high 6 5 4 3 2 1)

Use Open Tunings

A standard guitar uses a compromised tuning that allows the guitar to be extremely versatile. It can play in all 12 different keys of music. Another method used in Folk and Blues music, Open Tuning, simplifies the instrument by tuning to one key and using a basic three note chord.

Open G Tuning (Spanish Tuning)

The Major Scale notes for the key of G are: G A B C D E F# G (Tones numbered 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8)

Open G Tuning on a 6 string guitar low to high is: D G D G B D

It contains tones 1,3,5 (G, B, D) from the G Major Scale that are required to make a G Major Chord.

Possibilities

Using the configuration of the full 6 string guitar Open G Tuning as a guide, CBGs with various numbers of strings can be tuned so they utilize the same finger positions on the fretboard. This becomes a very practical approach because the same understand of the fretboard can be applied to any instrument, regardless of the number of strings. Uke, tenor guitar, banjo...

1 String

The simplest instrument utilizing only one string is called a Diddley-Bow

Tone 1: String 5 (A) tune down to G or

Tone 1: String 3 (G)

2 String

A partial Major Chord can be formed by using:

Tones 1 / 5: String 5 (A) tune down to G / String 4 (D) or

Tones 1 / 3: String 3 (G)  / String 2 (B)

3 String

Know as G5 Tuning, only two tones, but three strings

Tones 1/5/1:

String 5 (A) tune down to G / String 4 (D) / String 3 (G) or

A full G chord

Tones 1/3/5: String 3 (G) / String 2 (B) / String 1 (E) tune down to D

4 String

Tones 5/1/3/5:

String 4 (D) / String 3 (G) / String 2 (B) / String 1 (E) tune down to D or

Tones 1/5/1/3

String 5 (A) tune down (G) / String 4 (D) / String 3 (G) / String 2 (B) or

Tones 1/5/1/5

String 5 (A) tune down to (G) / String 4 (D) / String 3 (G) / String 1 (E) tune down to (D)

5 String

Standard bluegrass banjo tuning (use banjo strings)

Tones 1/5/1/3/5: gDGbd

6 string

Tones 5/1/5/1/3/5 Open G Tuning DGDGBD

 

Video Lessons

http://www.ebay.com/sch/njmikeb/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686

CD1 Vestapol Tuning (Open D) for 6 string & 3 string cigar box

CD2 Spanish Tuning (Open G) for 6 string

CD3 Comparing Vestapol and Spanish Tuning for 6 string

CD4 Cigar Box Guitar for 3 string (GDG) 

CD5 Cigar Box Guitar for 4 string (DGBD)

CD6 Cigar Box Guitar for 3 string Part 2

Fretless info and fretted Devil's Tuning Method. The same strings tuned GDG (CD 4), retunes to ADF# (Open D) provides a "Moveable Chord Method" that fuctions very similar to the method used on a standard 6 string guitar.

 

Questions? kenileeburgess@aol.com  

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Gratitude

I've been suffering from a SLOW Internet connection for several days, now, but it seems to be useable for the moment. Getting back on the Nation tonight has again reinforced my appreciation the Nation and all its members. There is such a huge wealth of information and talent here it really is incomprehensible. The courtesy, etiquette, and camaraderie, are all second to none. The way newbies are treated, the tolerance of non-cigar box instruments and their owners is remarkable and commendable.(And appreciated.) Seems like this place is full of people with open hands and open minds. This is a rare resource. The sum total of all the knowledge here is a formidable thing to see.

Shane and Ben have given a real gift to the world. A big gift.

Anyway, I just wanted to take a minute to express my deep, heartfelt gratitude for this site and its members.

Thank you all.

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Double Trouble progress pics - *FINISHED! *

Not a proper Progress Blog, but here's pics of Double Trouble along the way to completion.

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An insane instrument for Sanddraggin (Mark). This is a guitar/bass combo with stereo output. The bass string has its own circuit with volume/tone/jack and a one string Stonehenge. The guitar circuit has volume/tone for both pickups (Stonehenge & DownUnder), a 3 way switch and it's own jack.

I fused two necks - figured maple for the 3 string guitar and a hardwood dowel for the bass. The guitar has a bodark (osage orange) fingerboard and the bass has bloodwood. The guitar and bass pickups are topped with the same woods and the knobs carry on the theme. The switch tip is zebra wood.

This was a really challenging build and it came out incredible.  

 

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FUZZY PINK BUNNIES!

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                                                                            Once upon a time...

                      Many a tale has begins like that...  too many.  This one begins recently,  and really isn't

                       a "tale" as such, and really isn't much of anything.  In fact,  I don't have anything much

                    to say.  Darn,  okay,  I got nothing at all to say.  Why the blue heck am I even typing?  I'm

                          coming across as screwy as that Cap'n Crunch mascot.  Like I'm in a position

                  to criticize anyone?  Nope... or yes, as the case may be.  Rest easy,  my friends.  No one

                  at all is out to get you...  no one at all.  Everything is going to be all right.  Everything is

                                        under control here.  Move along now,  nothing to see here...                    

                                                                  http://youtu.be/Myy9gublFXo

                 

                                    "So I called up the CAPTAIN,  please bring me my wine.  He said,

                                         we  haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine."

                                                                                                       ---The Eagles,

                                                                                                            Hotel California

                                                 

                                                                           

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ChickenboneJohn & Diamond Bottlenecks

If you want the very best in genuine bottlenecks slides...look no further...Diamond Bottlenecks.

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I've stopped making my own bottleneck slides...and started stocking these fantastic slides because Ian McWee and the good people at Diamond Bottlenecks can do the job better, more consistently and quicker...leaving me more time to make more of my cigar box guitars. Heres a little bit about this new partnership...Diamond Bottleneck News and Reviews

You can get these great slides direct from Diamond Bottlenecks in Stourbridge in the West Midlands, from my  online shop, or from my shop on the road at all the leading UK guitar shows.

Here's me demoing these slides...

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Here's a goofy little project me and the kids threw together today.  Originally posted at (http://howandsometimeswhy.wordpress.com/)

Converting a Kid’s Electric Guitar into an Amp

Today’s fun little project was converting a kid’s electric guitar into an amplifier.  My daughter’s friend got an electric guitar for his birthday, but didn’t have an amp.  He did have  his old First Act electric guitar which he wanted to trade me for one of the little amps I have sitting around to put into cigar boxes or other containers.  It was one of those little electric guitars that have a speaker built into the front of the guitar.  It was pretty beat up.  4 of the 6 tuning knobs were missing, and the machines were pretty crapped out too.  A couple adjusting screws for the bridge/tailpiece were missing.  I said, “You know how your guitar has a speaker?  That means it has a built-in amp.  So we can use the pieces from your guitar and build an amp.”

At first I was thinking we would take the pieces out and put them in a cigar box or something.  When we started looking at it I said “Why don’t we just take the neck and tailpiece off, and then the guitar body can be your amp.”  So that’s what we did.  They grabbed screw drivers and started removing the neck (while I went and grabbed a camera to document their progress)

Removing the neck
Removing the neck

Then they removed the tailpiece/bridge.

Removing the tailpiece
Removing the tailpiece

They we started uncovering the electronics.

Unpacking the electronics
Unpacking the electronics

Here’s where you can kind of start to see the plan coming together.  On this guitar you have a magnetic pickup, but instead of just going through a volume pot to the output jack, it also goes to a little amp which is connected to the speaker.  If you plug in a cord, a switch in the jack cuts the signal to the on-board amp and sends it to the external amp instead.  So our plan was to just switch things around.  We wanted to turn the output jack into an input jack.  It seemed like the simplest way was just to cut off the magnetic pickup and hook the wires to the jack.  So here they are removing the pickup.

Removing the pickup
Removing the pickup

Next we stripped the wires, and then hooked up a battery and plugged in a guitar.  Esther played her guitar while I touched the stripped wires to the tabs on the jack to make sure we got things hooked up right.  I would have originally figured white wire to white wire, and black to black.  But I wasn’t taking that switch into account.  So once we started hearing Esther’s guitar through the speaker we knew we had it right.  Once we had things in the right place, I soldered them up.  I usually like to let the kids do pretty much everything.  Esther has done soldering on a cigar box guitar she built, but her friend had never soldered before and it was kind of a tricky job for someone who’s never done it before, so he helped hold wires in place while I soldered them.

Soldering the wires
Soldering the wires

From that point on, I let them finish it up themselves.  They screwed the back plates back on and tightened up the strap knobs.  (We realized that because the amp is battery-powered, if we left the strap knobs on, you could wear the amp.)  Below is a quick video of Esther demonstrating the finished product.  It’s not the best amp ever, but it will make a nice practice amp for him to use while he’s learning to play his first real decent guitar. (He got a Fender StarCaster) His parents will probably appreciate that it doesn’t  get very loud.


I got to keep the extra parts.  I’ll probably put the neck on a cigar box, after I dress the frets ends (which are sticking out on both sides of the neck and are rather sharp.)

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Update on Brad's first CBG

After getting some nice maple from my buddy Rob the week before Christmas, visions of cigar boxes began to dance in my head. Reality intruded, however, when I realized that I had no place to actually build my CBG. All of the surface space in the Wig Shop (my basement lair) was cluttered with the typical rockstar detrius: guitars, pedals, recording gear, and cocaine. After hastily cobbling together a workbench out of an old palette, wine crates, and a few cinder blocks, I commenced to sawin' and sandin'.

When I regained consciousness, I was coated in sawdust. I discovered that I needed a shave, and that my family had started calling local hospitals and taverns, attempting to locate my body. But upon looking down at my sad little workbench, I saw that a CBG-shaped mass was beginning to take shape among the wood shavings and empty PBR silos. Joy.

After taking sustenance and reuniting with my wife and children, I began to ponder the next steps. I would soon have to drill my pristine headstock, and figure out what type of bridge to use. What pickup should I deploy? And will I really have the nerve to fret this musical stogie?

Stay tuned, my friends.

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More stuff in the workshop

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..and another resonator guitar..this time a 12 string converted from a Harmony Stella...

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9353754663?profile=original....and more guitar fettling, this time a new neck in a USA made cigar box guitar...

..and still more to do...I've a 1920/30s Stella Galiano to finish doing the neck re-set on...and new in today, a Takamine with a broken headstock..the front veneer is the only thing holding it together!

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New CBG CD Released...

Hey folks, after years of building CBGs, making the "How To" DVDs, and writing the CBG History book, I've just released my first all cigar box guitar CD.

First off, here's the link to it on Amazon... Nadaband CD

This is probably the heaviest cigar box guitar music you'll ever hear. We really tried to push the capabilities of the cigar box guitar and bass in this project. So far we've been compared to Black Sabbath, AC/DC, with a little Muddy Waters thrown in.

Enjoy,

Bill

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what about them there Pickup thingy's?

Well i'm at the electronics stage of my build and have a Pizzio type Pickup which apparently mounts on the underside of the Cigar Box lid,so i'm looking for some advice about the best position for tone and volume between the Bridge and the last fret or altenatevly some advice about better pickup options.

Cheers Steve AKA Geordiebluesman.

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Started Project: Cigar Box Guitar

Starting to build my first cigar box guitar, at this point I am collecting anything that maybe useful for my project.

Cigar box....check Piezo transducer...check Tuning pegs from mandolin....check Mandolin pick guard...check Mandolin bridge....check

The search continues....

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Progress being made

Despite it having been one HELL of a heavy duty week at work so far i managed to fit the string tensioners and frets to the neck of my CBG build today so it's starting to look like a bit of a Guitar now and not just a lump of wood. I'm gonna have to spent some time with the file working on those trimed fret ends though coz they're like jagged teeth at the mo!

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KAZOODOOM?

So I was sitting,  mesmerized,  by the sight and sound,  this revelation,  this kazoo video,  "Hum... Don't Blow,"  featuring a mysterious white-bearded shaman named Captain Kazoo...  how best to describe it?  Methinks it begins,  innocently enough, much like the opening theme music to Hawaii Five-O,  then something,  something,  something...  the voice,  so soothing and innocent,  yet ever so relentlessly insistent...  then some other thing or other happens that sounds like exploding beans...  yes,  exploding beans,  and this apparently is this kazoo thing we have been waiting for...  and then comes the revelation,  that THE KAZOO IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SIGNIFIER OF THE 2012 MAYAN APOCALYPSE AND REAPING OF SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then I watched James video,  "Profane...ity, kazoo",  and everything was all right again.  Just another New Age moneymaking swindle...

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Jack CBG X-Mas 2011

     I made this CBG for my bud, Jack. The s.o.b. moved to Arizona years ago but comes back to IL to visit family/friends for the Holidays.He's in a band and has been playing slide for a while now. So, he needed a John CBG.

     I usually make kinda nice, real purty CBG's but I wanted to make Jack's more personal and give it that beat up "lived in" look. I added little mementos and had some fun putting some lit cigarettes on it for that extra "touch."

     There's a 1982 Taste of Chicago ticket, an embedded 8-ball for all the times we shot pool , a Thrall Car Mfg. logo where we both worked one grueling summer; they made RR cars and his late father headed the safety division. A gator foot reps the time us guys went to Nawlins. There's a Dominick's Food store sticker.it's local to the Chicago area; a Cook County logo - good county; BAD jail! A Donald Duck pin for the Donald Duck drinking club we had at Harvey's, a local bar/grill. And finally, a Jack Daniels logo. Hmmm. Now why the heck idid I put that on there?!

     It was cool to give this CBG to Jack and to see how he and his family really liked the piece. Sadly, Jack couldn't fit it in his bag so it had to be shipped separately to him in AZ.

     It was a fun piece to build especially since it was going to a dear friend and a fellow slide player. And, when he doesn't play it he can hang it on the wall. 

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RANDOM MUSINGS OF A DISORDERED CONSCIOUSNESS

   So I was listening to Olds Sleeper's Born To Lose while eating my lunch, half watching

   the video, when out of the corner of my eye I caught an incongruity of a sort...  a ripple in 

   the fabric of reality, if you will.  Across the room from me was a television,  on but muted,

   set to CNN.  What should my eyes behold?  A so-called tech reporter.  Doing what,  you

   might ask?  She was idiotically strumming away at some sort of stringless digital electric

   guitar,  and looking mighty pleased with herself,  I might add.  All of a sudden,  the pizza in 

   my mouth tasted like a wad of mothballs.  I glanced back at Olds strummin' and a' singin'

   and,  for a split second,  instead of a big gleaming metal resonator with strings,  he was

   playing what she was playing... only his was mass-produced to look like a cigar box... A

   FAKE POLYPROPYLENE CIGAR BOX WITH NO STRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

I do not in any way shape or form ascribe any deep significance to this anomalous experience. I do not regard it as an epiphany or harbinger, and certainly do not consider it as having any foundation in objective causal reality. However, I experienced this waking nightmare, and have chosen to set it down here for posterity.

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                                                             Hey Porter

After arriving in Chicago in 1919, Jackson Black played a lot of blues and worked a variety of jobs. He hoped to make a living playing harp. That did not happen. He began to realize that he was good, but maybe not ‘make a living’ good.

He tried the stockyards for a year. He lasted two at meat packing. He did house framing, shingling and sewer work.

He bought a Harmony guitar and liked it so much that he applied for work at the Harmony factory. He wanted to build guitars.

Harmony hired him as janitor and cleaning crew man. A colored man’s chance for a better job there was slim. The job was tolerable and the pay was regular. He had more time and energy after a shift to do the things he liked.

Music and boxing were the two big pastimes in the colored sections. Jackson liked both. He got an opportunity to box and gave it a try. He was fair to middling. He liked the gym and had good jab, good feet and fair defense.

He lacked what it took to take advantage when he put a hurt on someone. He did not like getting hit. He stuck with it until he was knocked out and his ears rang for days. He’d gone seven and four as a middleweight. One KO for and one against. He quit boxing with more relief than regret. He’d done it. That was enough.

He hung out in the blues and fight clubs and got respect in both venues. His kind and quiet nature helped. He was a bit of a sucker for anyone down on their luck.

One Friday he was riding the street car home from work. He got off on State Street to walk the few blocks to his rented room. A tall fat man sat on an upturned five gallon bucket playing a little four string tenor guitar and singing the blues. He had a raspy voice. Not a church voice. Not a real pretty voice. But a good, likeable voice.

Jackson listened a bit and then put a coin in the man’s open guitar case. He pulled out the C harp that was always with him and held it up for the guitar player to see.

The fat man nodded his okay and Jackson quietly played along and would turn up his volume and do a lead when the fat man gave him the sign. He got a few turns at singing too.

It was comfortable. They sounded good together. It was the closest thing to playing with his old friend Willie. A crowd came and went and tips came in. After a fast passing hour, the fat man said, “Now that was fun. But I gots to get home for dinner or my woman will rip me up. Here man. Take some of this dough.”

Jackson thanked him kindly and turned him down. The fat man was Big George. Up from Alabama and working as a cook for the I.C. railroad. Big George invited Jackson home for ham hocks and beans. The two men were almost instant friends. Better yet that Big George’s wife, Georgine, and their kids liked Jackson and that Jackson liked them back.

Big George and Jackson met on Saturday to play some more. The playing time was too short. Big George had to catch his train.

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A few months later, Jackson was employed as a sleeping car porter on the Illinois Central. Most of the time he worked the same crew as Big George.

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Historical Note: Railroad work was good work. Only a few jobs were open to colored men. Sleeping car porter was maybe the best. The on train hours were long and the time had home was scarce. A good porter made good money. Expenses on the road were small. This was even truer if you had a cook for a friend.

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                                                                  Memphis Minnie

Memphis Minnie, queen of the blues, played a club on the south side of Chicago. There was no sign or advertising on the exterior of the club known as Ernie’s Place. Folks in the know went to a heavy and locked door and knocked.

The bouncer behind the door squinted at them through a peep hole. If he thought they were okay, he let them in. Most everyone looked okay. As long as the police got their weekly cut from the profits, there was no trouble.

Minnie was long and lean and just fine. The modest dress she wore didn’t look modest on her. She made a simple dress look sexy. She wore hoop ear rings, a necklace and a bracelet that flashed on stage. She wore her straightened hair in a pony tail that night.

She played guitar and banjo on the level of the best blues playing men. When Minnie played, Minnie moved. Could not help it. She did not move to be sexy. But it was what it was.

It was a colored club, but half a dozen white ‘swells’
were in the audience. Prohibition was on and beer and liquor were illegal. You would never know this at Ernie’s. The booze flowed freely. Gambling was also illegal. Tell that to the poker and roulette players. You would get a good laugh.

It was Minnie’s last night in Chicago. She’d had a good run, but she was ready to move down to Louisiana for her next gigs.

Usually when Minnie took a break, Ernie would come on stage and talk up the crowd, then put a record on the phonograph hooked to the loud speaker. That night, Ernie had told her he had some friends in town that would play on her breaks.

Playing an arch top six string with tobacco burst finish; Minnie finished Crazy Blues, a Mamie Smith song. The applause was loud and enthusiastic. Ernie came up to the mike and as always, tried to talk up the crowd. He introduced his friends, ‘The Railroad Conductors.’

Minnie visited the lady’s room then went to Ernie’s table. The Conductors finished their second song, Frankie and Albert. Ernie slid a glass of Templeton Rye on the rocks in front of Minnie. The Queen of the Blues did not drink ‘No name booze.’

The Conductors did ‘Banty Rooster Blues’ next, an old Charlie Patton song. Minnie said, “Ernie, those boys aint half bad. Get them a drummer and bass player and they’d be a good house band for you.”

“I know, I know,” Ernie replied. “But they really is railroad men. On the road too much to play here regular.”

Of course Minnie knew colored men were not allowed to be conductors. ‘The Conductors’ were a two man band. One was tall and fat with a jacket too small. The other was middle sized and well set up. He was sharply dressed and groomed, with a pencil thin mustache and a part line cut into his short ‘natural.’ Both had guitars and the smaller man played a fine harp.

Minnie was between husbands at the time and the sharp dresser had her attention. She said, “Ernie, tell me bout’ those boys. They single?”

Ernie chuckled and told her, “The middleweight is. He’s a sleeping car porter. Up from Mississippi. The fat boy’s married and got kids. He a cook. Up from Bama.”

Minnie said, “ MMM mmm mmm.. He do look fine. Middleweight?”

“Jackson Black. Mississippi boy. Fought middleweight for a while. Not bad, not real good. Same train crew as Big George.”

The Conductors finished a five song set and Minnie went back on stage. When her night was finished the Conductors had gone. Minnie was disappointed.

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Authors Notes: Memphis Minnie was real and a true queen of the blues.
Templeton Rye was one of the few ‘name brand’ liquors made (illegally) in the U.S. during prohibition. It was and still is made in Templeton, Iowa.
Ernie’s place is fictitious, but I believe it was like many other clubs and speakeasys of the day.

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                                       Sweet Zee From Bayou Bartholomew

    Zelma Lou was the much loved daughter and only child of the Reverend Edgar Woolfolk and his pretty wife Zelma.   They lived just a few stone’s throws from Bayou Bartholomew in the one bedroom clapboard parsonage house next to the Great God Almighty Church and Cemetery.

   Zee was named after her mother, but the family and soon everyone else took to calling her Zee or Sweet Zee.   Zee did not like it when her school teacher called her Zelma.   Once she got her daddy to go to school and set teacher straight on what she was to be called.   Zee!

   Zee’s daddy ministered to three churches along the bayou.  He was a New Testament forgive and rejoice man; a music man and a Hallelujah man.   Edgar wanted folks to accept the Lord, love one, get along, rejoice and sing. 

    He rode his church circuit and visited the elderly and infirm on a white jenny mule named Cleo.   He carried a Vega mandolin and a jaws harp for church music and fun music.  Edgar saw nothing convincingly wrong with playing Oh Lord music for church and Oh Momma music for fun.  Edgar was a happy man and he spread the happiness. 

   It was rumored that he once or twice gave into temptation and spread a little too much happiness with a wife or widow from his smaller churches.  He had an arch enemy in Clester Johnson.  The why of their one sided feud was never spoken by Edgar or Clester.  But Edgar and his wife, Myrt quit attending Edgar’s church.  And it was whispered that Edgar had dallied with Myrt.

   Edgar had his faults, but he was a fine daddy and he loved his wife and treated her like a new bride.   He taught Zee to fish and trap and play the mandolin.  And he treated her like a princess.

   Zee was always little, but she had a big zest and zeal for life.  That little gal had a voice and laugh that carried and did not sound like it should have come from her small body.  

    There was so much in her life that Zee liked; riding Cleo, playing her daddy’s mandolin, fishing and trapping, playing with the share cropper kids just up the road and all the kids that came to church and Sunday school.  At fourteen, she had stopped growing at just under five feet.  She weighed a hundred and five pounds.  She was generous and kind and deserving of her ‘Sweet Zee’ name.

    Nearly every day the Woolfolk family ate from the bounty of Bayou Bart.  Blackened or fried catfish with okra from the garden.  Crappie and bream filets for any meal, but the Woolfolks favored them for breakfast.   Muskrat, possum and coon from Zee’s traps…  .Sometimes turtle too, but Zee never did like to eat turtle.

   Nearly every week, the Woolfolks would sit down for Sunday dinner in the homes of Edgar’s congregation.  Most often it was a chicken dinner.   Edgar had a well known ritual for that.  He would put an amen on his dinner blessing then dance his hands in the air exclaiming,  “Winner, winner chicken dinner, thank you Lord Jesus!”

    One blustery January day when she was fourteen,  Zee’s happy life on Bayou Bartholomew came to an end…. 

    Cleo came home without her daddy and with blood on her hind quarters and saddle.  Edgar’s lifeless body was found sprawled on the ground along a tree lined trail.  The spot where he died was half a mile from Clester Johnson’s share cropper’s shack.  The men that found Edgar suspected Clester was involved and the sheriff was called.  A white deputy came to the scene and ruled it an accident, saying Edgar fell off the mule.  When asked about the blood on Cleo’s saddle, the deputy snarled, “Well he musta got up and tried to remount before he died.   Nigger was probably drunk.”

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    That summer at a revival in Pine Bluff, Zee’s momma was introduced to the Reverend David Albers.   Reverend Albers was originally from Pine Bluff and now had a big church and congregation in Chicago, Illinois.  He was recently widowed and had four children that needed a momma. 

  It was a whirlwind courtship.  Zee’s momma was the daughter of a preacher and the widow of a preacher.  A new preacher was coming to live in the parsonage and she and Zee would have to leave.  She was at her wits end from grief  and worry.   She had nowhere to go and the Reverend Albers and his offer to marry seemed like a miracle.  It was just too good to be true.  She did not love him, but prayed that love would come in time. 

    Soon and very soon she was a preacher’s wife again and she and Zee were living in Chicago.

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   Sweet Zee liked Chicago well enough. She especially liked a chance to go to high school.   That opportunity was not available back home.  But she missed Cleo and her friends and the bayou.  Most of all, she missed her daddy.

    When Zee first met the Reverend Albers, she did not like him.   But as time passed and she got to know him better….   She detested the self righteous little bastard.  She wondered and marveled at how he had so many people following him like he was Saint Paul come back to the earth.

   Reverend Albers was small in size and small in human kindness.   The reverend insisted Zee be called Zelma, her ‘proper name’. 

    He did not like any music but ‘good church music’  -  played on an organ or at the least, a piano.   He grudgingly allowed Zee to play her real daddy’s mandolin, but only for proper hymns.   No more ‘devil’s music.’  He talked of adopting her and changing her last name to his.  Zee said, “I like being a Woolfolk just fine.”

   The straws that broke the camel’s back came after the reverend came home and caught his own children laughing and singing blues music with Zee.  He gave Zee an angry scolding.  She sassed him back.  He slapped her face. 

    Worse yet,  after Zee was in bed she heard the reverend berating her momma for not putting a stop to Zee’s insolence. 

    In the morning at breakfast, Zee spied her momma’s swollen eye.  Sweet Zee, gentle Zee, got angry and still.  It was a cold, killing anger.  Her momma said she stumbled and hit a door.  Zee could see the lie and put her finger in Reverend Albers’ face and started in on him.  He stood up, knocking over his chair and screamed, “Get your hand out of my face and go to your room!  Now, damn it!”

   Zee’s gritted her teeth and gave the reverend a two handed shove knocking him ass over tea kettle.  Then she went to her room.  The tension did not abate and Zee begged her mother to leave with her.   But they had no money and nowhere to go.  Her mother could not or would not leave. 

   Zee was called to the reverend’s study.  Two church deacons stood on either sides of his desk.  Zee was told the reverend would ask the church to pray for Zee to be ‘rid of her devil ways’.  And if she ran off she would be ‘drug home and beat til’ she learned her lesson.’

    It would break her momma’s heart, but Zee had to leave.  It would be better for her momma and better for her.   She had almost no money and no living relatives other than an ailing grandmother in Louisiana whom she had never met.  She would go back to Bayou Bartholomew.   She didn’t know what she would do there, but folks would help her.

   She packed a few things and left home before the family was awake.  She hated to do it, but her daddy’s Vega mandolin was her only asset.  She would pawn it for money for a train ticket.  It made her cry but she had resolve.  Maybe there would be another mandolin in her life, but it would not be her daddy’s. 

    When the pawn shop near the railroad station opened, Zee was waiting at the door.

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   Memphis Minnie had time to kill before her 9:00 train.  Minnie liked pawn shops and had seen one near the station.  She liked to look at musical instruments, clothes, jewelry and guns like the little nickel plated 32 in her purse.  

  There was a girl in the shop playing a mandolin; playing it well.   She looked fourteen or fifteen, but a little thing.   And pretty too with a heart shaped face and coffee colored skin.  Well, she’d be pretty if she wasn’t teary and sniffling.  

    Minnie listened as the girl tried to convince  the pawn broker to give her more money for the mandolin.  His offer was insultingly low.  And he said he would go no higher. 

   Minnie marched her long legs up to them.  She angrily pointed at the man and said, “I’d like to slap the shit out of you!  You would cheat this girl just because you see she desperate.  Ass-hole!”

  Turning to Zee, she said, “Sweetie, come with me.  Let’s talk about this.  If you really have to sell this, I will give you twice what he would pay.”

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     Minnie and Zee were boarding the south bound Dixie Flyer.   The conductor had just punched their  tickets when two colored men in suits, screamed for the conductor, “Stop that girl!”

   Minnie pushed Zee ahead.  The conductor was busy taking tickets and he hesitated.  Minnie hustled Zee toward the colored car, but could hear a fuss behind her.  She saw a colored man in a trainman’s blue uniform and nearly panicked.   But she recognized him saying, “I saw you play at Ernie’s last night.  Please!   Help me hide this girl, she aint done nothing wrong.” 

   Jackson Black was shocked to recognize Minnie.  He was a big fan of hers.   The only thing he could manage to say was,  “Uh, uh, okay.”  He hustled Sweet Zee off to the kitchen car where Big George hid her in the pantry. 

    The deacons somehow got the conductor to allow them on board to search for Zee.   But the Dixie Flyer kept a tight schedule and the deacons soon had to leave.   Not long after that, Jackson ushered Zee and her mandolin – it was still her mandolin – to the club car and a seat with Memphis Minnie.   He tipped his hat and said, “Ladies, welcome aboard the Flyer.  I will be back to visit with you later.”

Historical Notes:

Memphis Minnie, queen of the blues was real as was the Dixie Flyer.  Bayou Bartholomew is and was real, but the church and people in the story are fictional.   Minnie left home at thirteen and made her own way playing in blues clubs.  (I think she would have had a soft spot in her heart for Sweet Zee.)

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