So I was sitting,  mesmerized,  by the sight and sound,  this revelation,  this kazoo video,  "Hum... Don't Blow,"  featuring a mysterious white-bearded shaman named Captain Kazoo...  how best to describe it?  Methinks it begins,  innocently enough, much like the opening theme music to Hawaii Five-O,  then something,  something,  something...  the voice,  so soothing and innocent,  yet ever so relentlessly insistent...  then some other thing or other happens that sounds like exploding beans...  yes,  exploding beans,  and this apparently is this kazoo thing we have been waiting for...  and then comes the revelation,  that THE KAZOO IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SIGNIFIER OF THE 2012 MAYAN APOCALYPSE AND REAPING OF SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then I watched James video,  "Profane...ity, kazoo",  and everything was all right again.  Just another New Age moneymaking swindle...

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Comment by James on January 21, 2012 at 10:00pm

hey, can any one tell me where to sign up for that bum don't blow, or is it bung hole on the go, oh fark, i cant remember, contest or something for cigar box guitars?

Comment by the anonymous pick on January 21, 2012 at 9:48pm

hey .. thats fred  ...   tell  him   he's late  for  his delivery . the gay pride   parade  was  yesterday .

Comment by Clock The Wolf on January 21, 2012 at 9:27pm

   Industrious Party member in this glorious workers paradise proudly transporting fruits of collectivist labor...

   KAZOO'S!!! ...  1,000 kilometers to shipping port on way to the decadent western world.

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Comment by James on January 21, 2012 at 2:36pm

kazoo threats Acknowledgement !

Comment by the anonymous pick on January 20, 2012 at 4:24pm

all is not lost  clockwork .   new  never before see video  footage  has been found!!!

http://www.jumpingjokes.com/Ecards/SelectCard.php?EcardText=1326960... 

(gotta click  "open " to watch it )

Comment by Clock The Wolf on January 20, 2012 at 4:08pm

   Poor kitty...  :-(

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