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Wiener Dog Run by Colorblind Bolton

Posted by Uncle John on July 15, 2013 at 8:23am
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[I] Come home last night, found a dog in my bed.Mangy no good hound in my bed.I pulled my [IV] pistol; pulled my thirty two [I] gun.Gonna [V] find out how fast that [IV] wiener dog can [I] run.He went out the door, me after him.I banged the bed post with my shin.The gun went off and shot off that wiener dog's tail.Now that wiener dog's at home and I'm locked up in jail.She may love him more than me.When I get home it's that wiener dog or me.I'm gonna get him, that mangy son of a gun.Gonna find out how fast that wiener dog can run.I'll get even. Settle the score.I won't be dogged around by that wiener dog no more,I'm gonna get him, that mangy no good hound.I aint the kinda man likes a wiener dog around.Gonna find out how fast that wiener dog can run.

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  • Ruth A Blue July 22, 2013 at 5:46pm

    Poor little thing. I am surprised he did not die.

  • Uncle John July 21, 2013 at 8:18pm

    There you go, Gus.  The Moanin' Wiener Dog Blues. 

  • Uncle Gus July 21, 2013 at 7:51pm

    Hah. My aunt and uncle had a wienerdog years ago...I guess one time they were making bread and the dog ate all the raw dough out of the bowl, which was on a counter a lot higher than you'd think a wiener would be able to climb. And so the dog ate the dough, and...well, you know how you put bread dough in a warm place so the yeast can make it rise?

    It's real warm inside a wienerdog.

    They say it laid around and moaned for hours after that.

  • Uncle John July 21, 2013 at 3:32pm

    Nice puppy, RTZ.  My grandparents had a long haired dachshund with a bad back and  for a while, had her in a chariot like you've shown.

  • RTZGUITARS July 20, 2013 at 8:49pm

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  • Uncle John July 18, 2013 at 1:35pm

    Thanks Mark.  Thanks Ruth!

  • Mark Lillo July 18, 2013 at 8:05am

    Good tune John!

  • Uncle John July 18, 2013 at 6:51am

    Thanks James and Steve. 

  • Steve Mattox July 18, 2013 at 1:28am

    I JUST LOVE THAT WIENER DOG TUNE 

    U SING AND PLAY GREAT MAN

  • James O Lunsford July 17, 2013 at 10:31pm

    Good one Uncle John.

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