Inspired by a unique Iowa musical flushing system.I got an up flush crapperA 3 string lapperIt’s the second actI’ve done todayI play a little dittyWhile it gets a little shittyMy wife is gladI’m far awayA song would come to mindFrom the sound I heard behindBy the smellI knew I couldn’t stayI tried to write it downNo paper could be foundWhat the lyrics areI couldn’t sayI got an up flush crapperA 3 string lapperIt’s the second actI’ve done todayI play a little dittyWhile it gets a little shittyMy wife is gladI’m far awayThese words are not divineThey just might be sublimeI had to sing them anywayIf you’re on the crapperPlaying 3 string lappersPlease wash your handsRight away!
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Yup, gotta love potty humor Turtlehead!
Jim, It was difficult to do with a straight face, I don't think I could stand a duet! LOL Besides, we'd get through out of the place!
Pick, that's what they must be doing in the warehouse restroom.
Thanks Mr. C
All you need Clock! LOL
UJ : )
You and Unc could do a crappy duet! Fun song.
Big smile here!