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LYRICS WARNING The John Tribute

Posted by smilingdog1 on December 7, 2015 at 12:12am
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Inspired by a unique Iowa musical flushing system.I got an up flush crapperA 3 string lapperIt’s the second actI’ve done todayI play a little dittyWhile it gets a little shittyMy wife is gladI’m far awayA song would come to mindFrom the sound I heard behindBy the smellI knew I couldn’t stayI tried to write it downNo paper could be foundWhat the lyrics areI couldn’t sayI got an up flush crapperA 3 string lapperIt’s the second actI’ve done todayI play a little dittyWhile it gets a little shittyMy wife is gladI’m far awayThese words are not divineThey just might be sublimeI had to sing them anywayIf you’re on the crapperPlaying 3 string lappersPlease wash your handsRight away!

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  • smilingdog1 December 9, 2015 at 12:08am

    Yup, gotta love potty humor Turtlehead!

  • smilingdog1 December 7, 2015 at 1:20pm

    Jim, It was difficult to do with a straight face, I don't think I could stand a duet! LOL Besides, we'd get through out of the place!

  • smilingdog1 December 7, 2015 at 1:12pm

    Pick, that's what they must be doing in the warehouse restroom.

  • smilingdog1 December 7, 2015 at 1:11pm

    Thanks Mr. C

  • smilingdog1 December 7, 2015 at 1:11pm

    All you need Clock! LOL

  • smilingdog1 December 7, 2015 at 1:09pm

    UJ : )

  • the anonymous pick December 7, 2015 at 12:36pm

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  • Mr.C December 7, 2015 at 11:45am
    Classic right there
  • Jim Morris December 7, 2015 at 9:57am

    You and Unc could do a crappy duet! Fun song.

  • Uncle John December 7, 2015 at 6:38am

    Big smile here!

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