Cool Names

Hi, How come CBGers from the USA always have a great nickname by just sticking their hometown in front of their name and yet it doesn't work for the UK? Regards, Higherford Dave (LOL - I was born in Nantwich and have moved around alot but even so Nantwich Dave, Crewe Dave, Nottingham Dave, Ipswich Dave, Norwich Dave, Wrexham Dave or Cardiff Dave don't sound any better)

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  • I'm from Essex so I could be Whitesocks Lee or Lee the Capri!

    I chose Johnny Credit because I'm a Johnny Cash fan but I ain't got much cash but have lots of credit! Working on that tho!!!
  • so is that a "question mark"? lefty sounds good to me. cheers oogi.

    mark wright aka lefty said:
    if you base it on what your town/city is known for then.....? im from rugeley so i got the power station, parmer the Poisoner, or the bloody steps, so what you think, mark powerhouse, mark steps, or mark poison or stick with the high school whit and stay with lefty as my last name is wright!
  • if you base it on what your town/city is known for then.....? im from rugeley so i got the power station, parmer the Poisoner, or the bloody steps, so what you think, mark powerhouse, mark steps, or mark poison or stick with the high school whit and stay with lefty as my last name is wright!
  • hi smojo, this one really made me smile. all the best oogi.

    smojo said:
    Or how about Tourettes "f*ck off" Tommy
  • Or how about Tourettes "f*ck off" Tommy
  • place names what about afliction blind lemon jefferson
    maybe deaf bannana smith,fats belemic mcdonald boredom is a bugger!
  • Sorry, I must be bored.
  • Fantastic names there. We could write a song about a journey through Britain, sortta like route 66.

    Starting out at Titsey
    Drove down to Buttock Point
    and over Bummers Hill
    Bell End coming up soon
    Licky End in sight
    Thought I'd go to Ramsbottom
    decided Muff was better
    and tried to go to Nobber
    but Beer just slowed things down
    didn't get to Thrashbush
    so ended up in Fingringhoe

    Now if only I could get it all to rhyme !
  • How about Llanffairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch Jones? (Yes US friends, such a place exists!)
  • hi how does "wetwang willie" sound or "nausious nick" na. ill just stick with "oogimacorly",self explanitory really?
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