I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every one in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I may have written that."
A guy found an magic lamp and when he rubbed it a genie popped out (groan, groan...) The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes." The guy said, "I want a banjo!" Poof! - he had a fine new banjo. The genie said, "What's your second wish?" The guy said, "I wish you would go away so I can tune my banjo." Poof!!! The genie was gone. It was also the last magic lamp.
An Accordion player left his Accordion on the back seat of his parked car...when he returned an hour later he found the car window smashed and three Accordions on the back seat...(0:
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless!
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One .... he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!
How do you get 2 trombonists to play in tune?
Shoot one of them!
I'll be here all week folks ..... try the veal.
AFKAM
Roosterman said:
How do you know there is a drummer at your door?
The knock gets faster and faster.....
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every one in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I may have written that."
Slowpaw Steve T said:
Nunt-uh. Roadie.
>:-E
What do you call the scruffy guy who hangs around with musicians?
The Drummer...
Sorry Drummers... (0:
What do you call 100 banjos at the bottom of a lake? A good start!
You ever hear the one about the bass player who played so out of tune someone actually noticed?
Sorry bass players..........
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