One day, a woman found out she was going to have twins.
The doctor told her medical science was so advanced that at he could tell her, not only was she was going to have two boys but,
that one would grow up to become a lawyer and the other would become a musician.
She was a little worried because she knew here husband thought musicians were all lazy bums.
So when she told him, he got so mad, he shot her in the stomach hoping to kill the right one.
After the smoke cleared, you could hear coming out of her belly, a voice singing...
"You killed my brother...but you didn't kill me...
I hide behind the right kidney"...
You ever hear the one about the bass player who played so out of tune someone actually noticed?
Sorry bass players..........
What do you call 100 banjos at the bottom of a lake? A good start!
What do you call the scruffy guy who hangs around with musicians?
The Drummer...
Sorry Drummers... (0:
What do you call the scruffy guy who hangs around with musicians?
The Drummer...
Sorry Drummers... (0:
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every one in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I may have written that."
How do you know there is a drummer at your door?
The knock gets faster and faster.....
How do you know there is a drummer at your door?
The knock gets faster and faster.....
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless!
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One .... he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!
How do you get 2 trombonists to play in tune?
Shoot one of them!
I'll be here all week folks ..... try the veal.
AFKAM
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