White Christmas (Santa vs. Satan)

Santa's Bad Day
The Birth of a Tradition

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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RTZGUITARS December 21, 2013 at 11:50pm

Santa's Bad Day
The Birth of a Tradition

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
RTZGUITARS December 18, 2013 at 6:05pm

Thanks Hill Billy happy holidays!
Phill Hill Charlie December 18, 2013 at 3:27pm

ho ho ho...same color but only Santa exits...

i know that because every years he brings me nice gifts...°<{:-) [---]==={...

tune sung very very well...°<{:-) [---]==={...
RTZGUITARS December 16, 2013 at 9:06pm

Santa is a Superhero for sure. Back st ya Turtle.
RTZGUITARS December 16, 2013 at 3:40pm

James

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John

Nancy

Bug

Thanks folks for all your comments this year, was a lot of fun putting these together. Just a great way to keep playing and creating music.

bug its from a movie when I first saw the devil I knew I was going to use it.

Merry Christmas and Happy 5th CBN!
BUGGY (C) December 16, 2013 at 2:48pm
BUGGY (C) December 16, 2013 at 2:47pm

Excellent... cool video too
Nancy kat December 16, 2013 at 2:15pm

Love the old Santa Video Rtzy!! I never saw this one before lol lol~~MeowMeow^^
Uncle John December 16, 2013 at 8:20am

Yup. What Reeds so astutely proclaimed. Merrys to you, Ritz~!
James December 15, 2013 at 11:56pm

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