Song about some cool guys on CigarBoxNation (well, saying that might calm them down a bit! lol)Little Uncle John (Jamie MacBlues)1.Went out last night, to take a little roundI saw Mr Clock , he was driving aroundHe looked mean, "I'm off home I said"Found Uncle John hidin' under my bed2.I said "Uncle John , hey this ain't right"He said Ive been here for three straight nightsHidin' from Linda, I'm not the bravest of menAnd I ate her last few M&Ms"3. I got in my bed and there was BugHe just gave his little shoulders a shrugHe was drinking hooch, straight from the kegBrought in his family, and they bit my legs4. And as if that wasn't bad enoughJohn started singin', and it sure was roughI dont know what Hell looks like, but I know how it soundsI shot myself with my last two rounds5. I dont know how I done it, but I missed me somehowThe bullet hit Bug, he said "I'm outa here now"But Uncle John was still livin' in fearSaid "don't let Linda find me, and I'll pay you dear"6."Don't call me dear", I did swiftly say"You know I've never been inclined that way"Then I called up Linda, who came straight downChased poor Uncle John right outa' town7. Well the moral of this story, if one ya needIs don't scratch an itch, you can make it bleedBut the most important moral to be learnedIs "dont steal your woman's last M&Ms
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Yep, John, I googled and that was what came up. Then I googled further, and " sweets/ deserts" came up. I put two posts up about my confusion, then realised that the posts themselves were confusing, so deleted them ! But I had by then already worked out what was meant lol BTW, your ta tas on that bike were practically non existent, which is why I never noticed. Looked like your usual body to me lol lol
Jamie, you may be too young and tender to learn about ta-tas. But if curiosity overcomes you, there are two on my chest in the motorcycle photo from Bug.
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Cheers, Sean .Not first time I've immortalised some of the Nation guys in song! Lol
Thanks, James O, ma man :)
Good stuff Sir
Thanks, Jim, ma man :)
Good stuff Jamie.
Jamie, it's like music. We like what we like.
Yep, John, I googled and that was what came up. Then I googled further, and " sweets/ deserts" came up. I put two posts up about my confusion, then realised that the posts themselves were confusing, so deleted them ! But I had by then already worked out what was meant lol
BTW, your ta tas on that bike were practically non existent, which is why I never noticed. Looked like your usual body to me lol lol
Jamie, you may be too young and tender to learn about ta-tas. But if curiosity overcomes you, there are two on my chest in the motorcycle photo from Bug.
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