WARNING! Do not actually attempt. The Surgeon General now finds that bargaining with Hoodoo spirits, even to obtain the Big Lucky Hoodoo Gambling Hand, can be hazardous to your health.well, now that we've got that of the way, if you want your guitar to sound like a Hellhound, you must attach a black velvet bag containing graveyard dust and a Black Cat Bone (the root of a tree that has burned to the ground after being struck by lightning, anointed with Van Van Oil... not the actual bone of a black cat!), wrap it in a rotting burial shroud, with strong cigars and rum as an offering, and bury it at the crossroads at midnight during the dark of the moon (not the full moon... that's for werewolves!). Be sure and place a broken-off piece of tombstone as a marker, so that Baron Cimitiere can find it and replace it with what seems to be an exact duplicate of your guitar... but isn't.P.S. Please don't actually try this. Just buy a Braxtone cbg. Oh, you what? Oh dear. Oops. I'm so sorry...
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Elvis says, "Black cat bone! No wonder Clock is sounding fine. He must be punished. Nation cat lovers must hold him down and wrap a small E string around one of his canine teeth and yank it out to give him a mojo tooth."
Most of us don't use those small E strings anyway.
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A-Yup! Nutty is as nutty does...
Just in "clock is bonifide nuts! He is not faking......Lol. Very entertaining Clock.
Thanks Nancy! http://www.cigarboxnation.com/video/red-wolf-blues
Howling cool Wolfie!! just be careful spirits are like wolves call one and u get the whole pack!
Thank you Jason...
Yep explains everything!!Nice playing!
"...the root of a tree that has burned to the ground after being struck by lightning,
anointed with Van Van Oil... not the actual bone of a black cat! "
Most of us don't use those small E strings anyway.
tHANKS jAMES AND wES...
and now we know why you been playing so good!!!
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