"Referring to the pair on the left, please don't laugh, my granddad had problems with those whenever he was getting changed at the gym! The other guys used to say 'how long have you been wearing those George'? And he always…"
"I had a thought the other day about how life has changed over the years, when I was a kid you had to pull a girl's knickers down to see her ass, but these days, you'd have to spread her ass to see her knickers!"
"I just bought a book called 'How to live for a week with no money'! W.H. Smith's £99.99p.
I went to the library and asked for a book on suicide, she said they hadn't got any, I said 'your catalogue shows you have ten…"
"When I took her to the vet, I knew the time had come for her to go, and the vet was Polish girl, she looked so very young, and I'm ashamed to say that I looked at her and thought 'please God, don't let her get it wrong and hurt my dog…"
Thanks for the friend invite. Having to do a bit of paying work today on a boat! Got 2 CBg's to finish & a pile of bits arrived this morning. Also got a Hacker transistor radio to fix & get running as an amp. Happy days!
So you are originally a Bromsgrove man. I was born in Oldbury Worc's and lived in Dudley until I was about 22. Done all kinds of work from Mountain Guide / Instructor to a small craft business here in Cumbria. I worked as a conductor on the old backenders in Jarrow in the 70's Pickled onions on the top deck, a huge jar passed arround and emptied in no time . Those were the days Slim. Cheers chum.