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Kazoo Killer

Posted by Ron "Oily" Sprague on January 18, 2012 at 2:14pm in Performances, How to Play, Lessons, Concerts
These lyrics were inspired by my new Friend, James, who decided to put 11 cheap plastic kazoos out of everyone's misery...and video'd himself doing it. Kazoo Killer Today I woke from a terminal dream The gnomes in the garden heard my gurgling scream None of them suspected that my burgeoning scheme Might demand the fiery death of a kazoo. The buzzing of a comb, the whispers of a gnome Are enough to drive a normal man insane; But the humming of kazoos is enough to fuel the blues That infect the inner workings of my brain. I'm a Kazoo Killer, baby, That's just somethin' that I think you oughta know Through the fire and the flame, you don't need to know my name, All you gotta do is Hum...don't Blow.. Though she wanted to refuse, when I told her she must choose, She supplied me with my objects of desire. I had nothing left to lose, when I fed her 12 kazoos To the curling skeins of cleansing propane fire. While the colors streamed and ran, I continued with my plan And hummed until the 'zoos had turned to sludge. Though the last kazoo was dead, it could truly then be said I'm the kind of man who's known to hold a grudge. Yeah, I'm a Kazoo Killer, baby, I think that's something' that you really oughta know Through the fire and the flame, you don't need to know my name; All you gotta do is Hum...don't Blow.

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  • Uncle John January 25, 2012 at 10:01am

    Clock, where did you get my old family photo?   Hmm.  I am also missing a 6 pack and my sister can't find her pink undies.  Hmm.

    • Clock The Wolf > Uncle John January 25, 2012 at 8:01pm

         What elephant?305776125?profile=original

    • Clock The Wolf > Uncle John January 25, 2012 at 7:56pm

         Bud light!?!?!?!?!?!?   305778646?profile=RESIZE_1024x1024

  • Dan Sleep January 25, 2012 at 9:36am

    And now, for something totally different....

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    • Clock The Wolf > Dan Sleep January 25, 2012 at 9:41am

         Ah, yes! A classic example of Kazoistani popular culture (or lack thereof).

      • Ron "Oily" Sprague > Clock The Wolf January 25, 2012 at 9:43am
        Yeah. Who knew they wore yellow socks?
        • Dan Sleep > Ron "Oily" Sprague January 25, 2012 at 9:45am

          I tried to stay away from this thread, I really tried, but I just couldn't help myself.

          • Ron "Oily" Sprague > Dan Sleep January 25, 2012 at 9:49am
            See? Kazoo-satannic influences at work...
    • Ron "Oily" Sprague > Dan Sleep January 25, 2012 at 9:40am
      OMG! That poor elephant! Can no one save him?
  • Uncle John January 25, 2012 at 7:32am

    My grandfather came over from Kazoosatann. 

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