Titties & Tires By Uncle John~ inspired by my work friendsI (G) used to have a woman and a new ChevroletBut the (C) payments on em’ drove me awayIf it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.She had (G) thirty pairs of shoes seventeen coats.But if (C) things weren’t right I was always the goat.If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.Carburetors, transmissions and washing machinesCost more money than I ever seen.If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.If it (G) aint one thing it’s always something elseGimme (C) money for this or get the hell outIf it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.Titties and tires, give me miles and miles of smilesBut they always turn out to be trouble.
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I could add a few to the list. In Boston last night checking off the Honey Do list has left me with no water and a 5:45 am trip to Home Depot so I have a chance at getting to work on time.
Never knew us men had any bastions of freedom left LOL. Think yer "man cave" had better be as secret as the "Bat Cave" Unk. Those pesky women get everywhere (thank GOD LOL)
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swamp witch from pic,and i,llsee if i can find a T AND w for you
Where can I get some of those patches?
can be addictive uncle john,my doctor,s got me on patches
:) Turtle.
John, thanks for the nice comments, as for the guitar on slug&bugs its an epiphone.
I'm new to the CBG and have not made or played a traditional 3 or 4 string, working on the playing
mandolin but seeing you play your guitars inspires me to build one. When i here people play the likes of
Prine - Haggard - Van Zandt i know i'm in the right place. As far as a live vid of me playing i will post
some GBG 6string originals in the near future. .
Never knew us men had any bastions of freedom left LOL. Think yer "man cave" had better be as secret as the "Bat Cave" Unk. Those pesky women get everywhere (thank GOD LOL)
James, come down to my man cave! Sammy come on down too - and I hope to hear you do the song.