Dogs dinner guitar (mark 3)Last night I had burritosand I drank a lot of beerAnd now a funny smellis eminating from my rearMy girlfriend tries to hold her noseand falls into a swoonI got a problem andI don't know what to doMy flatulent asssounds like 27 ducksI sit and try to take a shitbut I'm shit outta luckMy sphincter rears its ugly headas I clear out the roomI gotta problem andI don't know what to do
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Aw thanks for all your comments.. South Paw, Jamie., Uncle John,Oiley, Clock,Bemuzic,Pinetree,James and Roadkill and everyone else... yes smelly vision wouldn't be good for this song!.....just 'aving a laugh!
That song STINKS! Shouldn't you be wearing your gas mask? That rub does make a good fart song.
A fond memory of my passed on brother was when my sons were little boys and one cut loose a noisy toot. They both giggled and so did my brother, Jim. Then he tells the boys, "There's nothing as funny as a fart."
Guess you had to be there, but it was so stupid, it was classic. I can see them now.
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Aw thanks for all your comments.. South Paw, Jamie., Uncle John,Oiley, Clock,Bemuzic,Pinetree,James and Roadkill and everyone else... yes smelly vision wouldn't be good for this song!.....just 'aving a laugh!
Oh mate A+ and then some..
BTW, Bug, that bucket on the gitar could catch on here in Glesga. Save many a good carpet after a "bevvy" lol
Bug , stop "fartin'around" lol. Take yer foot "off the gas" ;) Nice one, we are aw daft, methinks
That song STINKS! Shouldn't you be wearing your gas mask? That rub does make a good fart song.
A fond memory of my passed on brother was when my sons were little boys and one cut loose a noisy toot. They both giggled and so did my brother, Jim. Then he tells the boys, "There's nothing as funny as a fart."
Guess you had to be there, but it was so stupid, it was classic. I can see them now.
glad we haven't got smelly vision yet!!
Elvis has left the building...a lot funnier than when he entered it.
Bug, you frickin' crack me up, dude! You been channeling Spike Jones again, along with your burritos and beer. Brilliant!
Insanimusic?
Or unsanitary music?
"Don't put that on your head! You don't know where it's been!"
This is not madness. It's insanimusic. A new genre-pop, rock,country,blues,folk, etc. now insani.
You have bestowed a great gift upon the world.
now thats what you get for hanging out at that diner they gave me and eating cat meat, lol,
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