What's In A Name? ,by Jamie MacBlues (with thanks to Uncle John)
I thought I was alone in having the Christian name I was blessed with........
It was a few years back. An old fellow came into the sex shop where I was working, looking to buy the videos "Big Ben Comes Out The Closet" and "Big Ben Goes Back In Again".
I looked at him closely, decide he was NOT gonna rob me, and said to him: "My name is 'Ponzfazzle', what's yours. He looked slowly back at me and said " My name's Fred".
Ever since that day, life has continued in the same old tedious way, with few surprises, but hey ho.... :)