What's  In A Name? ,by Jamie MacBlues  (with thanks to Uncle John)

I thought I was alone in having the Christian name I was blessed with........

It was a few years back. An old fellow came into the sex shop where I was working, looking to buy the videos "Big Ben Comes Out  The Closet" and "Big Ben Goes Back In Again".

I looked at him closely, decide he was NOT  gonna rob me, and said to him: "My name is 'Ponzfazzle', what's yours. He looked slowly back at me and said " My name's Fred".

Ever since that day, life has continued in the same old tedious way, with few surprises, but hey ho.... :)

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 15, 2015 at 5:11am

Lol, Clock, love it, keep em coming :)

Comment by Clock The Wolf on July 15, 2015 at 1:55am

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 11, 2015 at 9:39pm

That me doin a David Brent dance, Mr Clock. One way to drive customers away lol

Comment by Clock The Wolf on July 11, 2015 at 8:40pm

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 11, 2015 at 3:55pm

Boy, girl, cat , dog, budgie, one name fits all, Unk. Lol

Comment by Uncle John on July 11, 2015 at 2:35pm

I will talk to Linda about naming our next child Ponfazzle.   It's good for either boy or girl, isn't it?

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 11, 2015 at 2:17pm
Love that comment, John. Honest to God, was laughing hard out loud.Still laughing a bit as I type! Ponzfazzle says to thank you :)
Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 11, 2015 at 2:13pm
Love the window art, should read :)
Comment by Jamie MacBlues on July 11, 2015 at 2:12pm
Lol, Clocky. Ive certainly lived life, according to all those pics past few years ;)Just live the window art btw
Comment by Uncle John on July 11, 2015 at 2:02pm

Ponzfazzle!  I did not know you could write so well.   I laughed.  I cried.  I farted.  Twice. 

A life changing story.   :->}

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