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So I was sitting,  mesmerized,  by the sight and sound,  this revelation,  this kazoo video,  "Hum... Don't Blow,"  featuring a mysterious white-bearded shaman named Captain Kazoo...  how best to describe it?  Methinks it begins,  innocently enough, much like the opening theme music to Hawaii Five-O,  then something,  something,  something...  the voice,  so soothing and innocent,  yet ever so relentlessly insistent...  then some other thing or other happens that sounds like exploding beans...  yes,  exploding beans,  and this apparently is this kazoo thing we have been waiting for...  and then comes the revelation,  that THE KAZOO IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SIGNIFIER OF THE 2012 MAYAN APOCALYPSE AND REAPING OF SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then I watched James video,  "Profane...ity, kazoo",  and everything was all right again.  Just another New Age moneymaking swindle...