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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 21, 2012 at 9:05am

Cat demandin' catnip! And the DOPC (Dept Of Cat Health) still say  catnip "not addictive" !! (ah'm aff for a ciggy and a pint)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 21, 2012 at 9:03am

Love it Clock. Cat wi machine gun v Wolf. Know who ma maoney would be on : WOLF (LOL)

 

Comment by Clock The Wolf on February 23, 2012 at 3:08pm

   " so who's the ass now???????? "      

   Nothing serious!!! I made the mistake of looking at the Guitar Center website and had bad dreams as a

  result.

Comment by wes carl on February 23, 2012 at 3:07pm

I sent my money to that po box & aint got nothing yet

Comment by wes carl on February 23, 2012 at 3:04pm

so who's the ass now????????

Comment by Clock The Wolf on February 23, 2012 at 3:02pm

                                                 " Woof! Woof! Woof!                

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                                                      TUTORED !!! "

Comment by Ron "Oily" Sprague on February 23, 2012 at 12:01pm
Someone wants stabbing with a spork...
Comment by the anonymous pick on February 23, 2012 at 11:42am

fut the  wuck ?

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