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Dead Clown Tools

Posted by Kevin Sprague (Knotlenny) on July 3, 2009 at 1:25pm
So I'm driving along the backroads near where I live, and I approach this particular place where a family of clowns used to live. (Yeah, that's what I said, a family of clowns.) They were once a staple of every area parade and festival around these parts. Their clown car was always parked out along the side of the house, and it always made me smile when I drove past. (presumably they had another 'regular' car for their ordinary comings and goings.) . . . anyway, I'm just thinkin' to myself that I hadn't seen hide nor hair of these clowns in the longest time - when I notice some rusty ancient old tools that have been hauled out to the road with a 'FREE' sign taped on 'em. Well never one to pass up free tools, I snatch 'em up and haul 'em home . . . and I'll be damned if they're not just the items I need to finish up my makeshift cbg workshop . I scored this primeval scroll saw: scroll saw AND LOoK AT THIS MUTHA . . . It's a homemade, cobbled together, clown-hacked drill press. I LOVE IT. drill press (The drill motor didn't come with it, and doesn't quite fit in the mount. I just sat it there to give an idea of how it would work.) Anybody else got any scarfed freebie tools to showoff?

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  • Outhouse Instruments September 17, 2010 at 8:35am
    Knotlenny said:
    Paul Stephen Eklund said: " . . . . i'm kinda thinking that maybe she wore the meat because wearing fur would be cruel to animals."


    Dead Clown Logic. Gotta Love it.


    I really don't think there was that deep of thought ( or that deep thinking is actually possible ) .... it was just wearing something she thought was beyond fashionable ..... but yeah, she is a clown. ( but a clown with lotsa moolah)

    Matt
  • Kevin Sprague (Knotlenny) September 17, 2010 at 12:07am
    Paul Stephen Eklund said: " . . . . i'm kinda thinking that maybe she wore the meat because wearing fur would be cruel to animals."


    Dead Clown Logic. Gotta Love it.
  • Paul Stephen Eklund September 14, 2010 at 6:35pm
    Nope Train Train, didn't watch the show. But i'm kinda thinking that maybe she wore the meat because wearing fur would be cruel to animals. LOL Lady ga ga is proof that clowns are still liked by the masses...
  • Train train September 14, 2010 at 6:54am
    Anybody catch the latest music awards on TV this past weekend. Lady Ga Ga wore an outfit made of raw meat. Somehow, I do not get what the symbolism is or what kind of statement she is making. I just realized that she would fit perfectly in this thread. The Dead Clown Society.
  • Shane Speal September 12, 2010 at 11:15pm
    My next band name...

    Roosterman said:
    'Cows with Guns'...

    i frickin love it!
  • Kevin Sprague (Knotlenny) September 12, 2010 at 9:19pm
    We're all Bozos on this bus.
  • Roosterman September 12, 2010 at 7:33am
    'Cows with Guns'...

    i frickin love it!
  • Penny Nelson September 10, 2010 at 3:05am
    lmao.... I'm scared of clowns.... so for me dead clowns are a good thing..... Clowns with tools..... sorta like Cows with Guns.....
  • Paul Stephen Eklund September 9, 2010 at 9:53pm
    have to agree with Dave Alexander. Totally dig the tittle of this thread. I have dead clowns in my attic. Part of a Halloween display I used to put up every year. A big graveyard that trick or treaters would walk threw.

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    They are all paper mache and hand made.
  • Kevin Sprague (Knotlenny) September 9, 2010 at 9:08pm
    CBG action news update: Dead Clowns . . . still dead. Film at Eleven.
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