The Lone Ranger and Tonto in

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
 
night-sky
 
What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger says, 'Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean someone stole tent."

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In the morning, Tonto wandered toward the trail to see if he could find tracks of the tent theives. Whn the Lone Ranger caught up, he found Tonto at the trail, Tonto had kneeled down and appeared to be listening to the dirt. "What is it, are there any signs of the theif ?" asked the Lone Ranger. "Hmmm...four horses, two wagons, and twelve people", said Tonto. "You can tell that by listening to the dirt ?, mocked the Lone Ranger.

Tonto glared up at the Ranger and rebuked..."no you fool, I was down here checking for tracks and that damn wagon train rolled right over my head!!!!!!!"

LOL!!!!!!     XD

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