The Loonsters (Halloween Nation)1.Its now that witchy old time of yearWhere mystery and magic both dwellSit back with your pumpkin pie, have a beerFor I have some Nation stories to tellUncle John, he fills a whisky flaskSaved on some money, he does not need a maskFace so sour, broke a whisky caskScary Nation, Scary Nation2.Good men of Nation, lend me your earsThere are secrets that need to be toldSome of these, may cause shock and fearBut they are known to the wise men of oldBug dressed up as a lady from the BronxCars ran by, all horns were set to "honk"Three old winos threw away their plonkScary Nation, Scary Nation3.Wee scary faces ,stand at the doorAnd we have to choose trick or treatSome wearing Jason masks , shuffling feetSome dressed as Freddie and more" Hey yelled Pick, its now that time of yearFor the SwampWitch, to dance in moonlight clear"You should buy one, guys (I'm on commision here!)Scary Nation, Scary Nation4. Ducking for apples can be funBut its candy and cash the kids seekIts like being robbed, but without the gunAnd from every bush they do peekThere's our Vinnie , he's dressed up as a bumHe's looking for coins , and he's smoking like a lumHe can't keep off the grass, he's got no nicotine gumScary Nation, Scary Nation5.Now the light, it is getting lowAnd kids they all are abedIts time for the real stuff, its face to showThat nitty gritty that adults all dreadThere's old Clock, our man of mysteryHands out flyers, for the aristocracyHe's a Transylvania Count himself you seeScary Nation, Scary Nation6.Now my song it is nearly doneAnd I hope that you're not too shockedMany , I know, spat out currant bunWhen they heard of Bug in a frockMr Wagstaff, he's dresssed up as "Shane"Alan Ladd had no "dibs" upon the namePhilidelphia lawer, he's put on "retain"Scary Nation, Scary Nation
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Bizzare scary things of the nation... LOL
Ba ah ah, scary funny!
Thanks, Nancy, on behalf of me and Clocky. And comments much appreciated :)
As always, love those kitties you come up with. Need to to do a song/video to some of THEM ;)
Btw, I gave Jason a mention in this song too, did you notice? lol
Have a happy Halloween, Nancy. Its a magic time for the weans. Ah think tha's how Bug started "dressing up", but nuff said THERE! lol
Had to have my third listen then it's off to my riding broom!!! Meeowwww^..^
Happy Halloween Jamie!!!!!!! Meow^..^
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