Something For The Weekend, Sirs (Saturday song; for Clock, Bug, Mr Anon Pick)

Cigar Box nation men, stout and true, hands of steel , and eyes of blue! "Cross them" at your peril (or your "Persil" ! lol)A Shard Rain’s A Gonna’ Fall1.Oh where have you been, oh wee Clock, ma sonOh, where have you been, ma fuzzfaced young oneAh been walkin ma Wolf, to the top of the mountainAh been searchin for youth , but ah can’t find the fountainAh been lost in the middle, whilst pavin ma drivewayAh been makin ma videos, out on the highwayChorusAnd it’s a shard, and it’s a shard, and it’s a shard, and it’s a shardIt’s a shard rains ….. a gonna’ fall2. Oh where have you been , oh Bug, ma wee sonWhere have you been, ma slimy young oneAh been countin ma legs, ah’ve nearly a millionAh’ve been findin some bedsheets, and then ridin pillionAh been climbing a branch, in a forest so tallAh been crawlin in the pants, of the folks in the mallChorus as above3. Oh where have you been, oh Pick, ma wee sonOh where have you been, ma Yukon young oneAh been out in the swamp, makin love to ma WitchyAh been talkin ta Bug, hopin ah don’t get “itchy”Ah been building my gitars, and makin some moneyAh been praisin MacBlues, for the guy is so funnyChorus as above

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Jamie MacBlues August 5, 2012 at 6:56pm

Merci, Anders, ma man :)
Jamie MacBlues August 5, 2012 at 10:37am

Thanks, Jason, ma man. The subject matter offered much scope! lol
Jason Mills August 5, 2012 at 10:17am

Love it Jamie,good one!!!!! :0)
Jamie MacBlues August 5, 2012 at 6:40am

Bug, ma man, we Scots don't know the MEANING of the word "alliteration", never mind tryin ta say " tongue twisters" ! lol

Aye, Edinburgh no so friendly (at least, not to us Glasgwegians). Think they are jealous of our culture, and that we are the capital of Scotland, and that they are not. I read that when ah was up at Mr Picks, in the Youkon, studyin "Geography"!. BTW, "sit on it for hours and it doesn't go anywhere"?! When did YOU meet ma ex wife, Bug?!! lol
BUGGY (C) August 5, 2012 at 5:35am

Great song from the weeee Scotsman....

say,small, sheep, shaped, scottish, shortbreads from Scotland....!! after a few jars...

They sell them in Edinburgh you know! ....but Glasweegans don't go there do they, as they charge too much for a cup of teas and arn't as friendly, is that true?

Plus the Prince's street tram, you sit on for hours and hours and it doesn't seem to go anywhere! :>)
Jamie MacBlues August 5, 2012 at 4:44am

Thanks, James, ma man :)
James August 4, 2012 at 7:53pm

good one sir !!!
Jamie MacBlues August 4, 2012 at 5:28pm

Thanks, Nancy kat, +love ma wee tartan moggy :)
Nancy kat August 4, 2012 at 1:28pm

Hahahahaha-tofunnyJamie-gladyourback!Meowwwwwwww^^
Jamie MacBlues August 4, 2012 at 1:01pm

Thanks, Digly, ma man ;)

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