A film about: Infestation, molestation, privatization , and deprivationStrung out all across the Nation Syrup of Figs and constipation!Shug The Bug1.I met a wee bug, his name it was Shug, he was sitting on ma tellyWith a tattoo of his wife , the love of his life, tho her six wee feet they were smelly2.I said "wee bug, whose name it is Shug, ah'm off to get ma anti bug spray now"Shug was polite, he said "that's your right, oh and by the way, have a nice day now"3. During "Emmerdale Farm", he came to no harm, ah even let him live through "Corrie"But ma duty was clear, throw him out on his ear, though ah admit ah was a little bit sorry4.Ah said "wee bug, whose name it is Shug,can maybe we come to mutual agreementYou leave with no fuss, ah'll even pay for your bus" , he laughed and ah knew just what he meant!5.It came to a duel, he was nobody's fool, he ran up the leg of ma trousersHe bit me sore, on the bit girl's adore, and ah was in dire need of young Doogie Howser (MD)6.I shouted "no more", as I rolled on the floor, and he let go his grip on ma willyNow he lives with his wife, here rent free for life, 80 children, and a brother called "Billy"
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LOL Just can't get Rid of um feed um Salt
Ah, Bug, as if one attack ( and me putting up yer cousin Shug the bug and his entourage) wasn't enough ! Nightmares for me tonight, looks like ;)
LOL... beware bug's bite back... ; > )
Thanks, Jim, ma man :)
Cheers, Clock. A phantasmagoria of his Bugness lol
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