Fifty Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your LoverMa wee pal Tam came up ma hoose the other nightHe said "big Gina's daen ma heid in wi' her shite"Ah said "ah'll help you, pal, there's a way to make it rightThere must be 50 ways to leave your lover"Ah said " it's really no' ma habit tae intrudeBut she's an ugly bitch and your a cool wee dudeWhy ye married her, ah never understoodThere must be 50 ways to leave your lover50 ways to leave your lover"ChorusJust hide 'roon the back, MackHit her wi a pan, DanGie her a "Glasgow kiss", Big ChrisJust get yerself freeThrow her under a bus, GusYou don't need to discuss muchDrown her in the sea, LeeJust get yourself freeAh said "it grieves me, Tam, to see you in this painAh just wish ah could see yer cheeky wee smile again"He said " ah appreciate that, and would you please explainAbout the fifty waysAh said why don't we both just sleep on it tonightTam said, "ah'm no' gay, pal, and he went ten shades of whiteThen ah kissed him, and he realised, ah probably was rightThere must be 50 ways to leave your loverChorus
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Maybe a trio, RTZ: you, Shuggy , AND me! Lol
Good your getting back in way of things.
Yep, Country album sounds good, various artists. Or TWO artistes: Simon and Garfunkle? It's a thought, tho :)
Starting to play again after some down time. Maybe RTZ and Shuggy could do a track soon.
Been a while for a CBN record might have to make a post and get something going. Maybe a Country record that gives a wide range of songs instead of one artist.
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Brilliant as usual Jamie!
Good your getting back in way of things.
Yep, Country album sounds good, various artists. Or TWO artistes: Simon and Garfunkle? It's a thought, tho :)
Starting to play again after some down time. Maybe RTZ and Shuggy could do a track soon.
Been a while for a CBN record might have to make a post and get something going. Maybe a Country record that gives a wide range of songs instead of one artist.
Shuggy at his best
LOL Cool fun stuff
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