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SO... A DUCK WALKS INTO A HARDWARE STORE .....
A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- ummm "No." this is a hardware store .. we sell hardware stuff .
- "Got any fresh oranges or apples ?"
- "No.! I just told you , this is a hardware store .
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No." !!!!
- "Got any oranges or apples ?"
- "No.!!!! I told you yesterday, we don’t sell that stuff here ! and If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor so you get the hint !!!"
the next day, the duck walks in and asks:
- "Got any nails?"
- "NO!!!!."
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
this is just one of those lil jokes that stick with ya .. you may find yourself chuckling about it in an hour from now .. even rehearsing it later tonight .. not sure why , or what it is about this joke ,, but its addictive .. so i thought i'd share .
you can thank me or blame me later
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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on
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Referring to the pair on the left, please don't laugh, my granddad had problems with those whenever he was getting changed at the gym! The other guys used to say 'how long have you been wearing those George'? And he always replied 'ever since my wife found them down behind the back seat of the car'!
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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on
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sorry ,,,, i laughed ;-)
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