Bartender: No, Ronn...the band doesn't get free drinks. Ronn: Ok, I'll have a water. Me: Ladies and gentlemen, our washboard player will give you the greatest show on earth. But in order to keep him playing, we will need beautiful women to buy shots and bring them to him. He will get on his knees and you will pour them in his mouth. He will not miss a beat!
Scored him five free shots. FOR THE WIN!!!
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