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First Annual Sunny California VIRTUAL CBG & Roots Music Fest ~ February 2nd until ????

You, my friends are cordially invited to the First Annual Sunny California VIRTUAL CBG & Roots Music Fest

(Note: as used here, virtual means IMAGINARY).

This is a potluck meal, so please bring a covered dish. If you can, bring a signature dish from your region, such as fried okra from the American south, tortillas from Mexico, sweet corn from Iowa, Fish and Chips from the U.K. and Vegamite sandwiches from Australia.

Please RSVP and tell us what vehicle you will be driving and what snacks you are bringing. Air Force One takes up a lot of space. There will be limited parking for air craft. There is plenty of boat and submarine parking, but it is first come first serve. We have room for over 100 buses. We've been told to expect busses from Canada, Mexico, Australia, Holland and the U.K. We hope the U.K. folks will drive at least one of those double decker busses.

Activities include: continuous open mike in several different areas. Vendors. Submarine races. Disc Golf Tournament. Largest and smallest fish contest at the fishing event . Nude beach. Regular beach. Disco. The grand opening of the west coast branch of Uncle John's Pawn shop (free corn dogs to the first 500). Ugly dog contest at 4 pm. Goat Rope Rodeo at 5 pm. And MANY MORE.

Please RSVP. ASAP. WTF.

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on January 23, 2018 at 9:11am

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on January 23, 2018 at 9:17am

:-O

LOL.

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on January 23, 2018 at 12:48pm

Happy hoboeing, Wes. The U.P. R.R. passes from the Chicago area to Denison, Iowa which is 25 miles north of me. Call me when you get to Dennison.

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Permalink Reply by Richard Sundberg on January 23, 2018 at 11:59am

Your CBG is your ticket! This guy will not be allowed in! No guitar!

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on January 23, 2018 at 12:45pm

Rich, he may have a harmonica in his pocket. Will that work?

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Permalink Reply by Richard Sundberg on January 23, 2018 at 12:55pm

Good eye Uncle, absolutely, harmonica is your ticket also! I can’t tell a harmonica from a roll of ones!

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Permalink Reply by Richard Sundberg on January 23, 2018 at 12:59pm

FD224605-C918-4FDE-AB55-D17F5A55BFAE.MOV. First come, first served!

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Permalink Reply by AGP # on January 23, 2018 at 3:07pm

Book me in 'UJ', I'm right for transport, have just purchased a brand new "Camper Van", might have to fit it with pontoons and a sail though, to get it across the Pacific Ocean :-D

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on January 24, 2018 at 7:40am

That is very classy, AGP! I look forward to meeting you. But I do wish one of the Aussie contingent would bring me a Vegamite sandwich.

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on January 24, 2018 at 10:57am

From the RSVPs pouring in, we are expecting over 500 CBG and roots music folks plus vast crowds of music lovers. The major U.S., Canadian and U.K. television networks are expected. We have not heard any commitments from the Aussie, French or German networks.

Folks, have fun, but behave yourselves with decorum. A well known motorcycle 'club' will be providing security.