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Uncle John's New Guitar

Uncle John's Big Guitar
1.Uncle John's got a new guitar
It's bigger than big, wont fit in his car
It's the talk of Nation, and run down bars
Uncle John's big guitar

2.When Clock first saw it, he spat out his grits
It gave Cousin Vinnie, a dose of the "shits"
Poor Jim Morris, fell to bits
Seeing Uncle John's big guitar

3.The President came, and the flag was unfurled
They named it "Eighth Wonder Of The World"
But Republican abuse was promptly hurled
At Uncle John's big guitar

4.Uncle John's got a new guitar
They made it a King, and then a Czar
You can see it from space, and that's pretty far
Uncle John's new guitar

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Comment by the anonymous pick on January 9, 2016 at 6:33am: he pawned his old one ...

Comment by Uncle John on January 9, 2016 at 6:25am: Even funnier on the second view and listen. Linda likes it too. She specifically mentioned your "Oooos'. Ooze?

Comment by Slow Slough Guitars on January 9, 2016 at 6:22am: I loved it!

Comment by Uncle John on January 9, 2016 at 6:19am: That is some good and funny CHIT. Love those lyrics. Apologies to Clock, Vinnie and Jim. Well, no apologies. Jamie, size does matter! Nice credits in the end!

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