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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on November 9, 2015 at 10:29am

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 9, 2015 at 11:14am

MOTHER IN  LAW - "My tummy  is  really  sick  , i  tried to induce  vomiting  with  the   finger/throat  thing  , but  it  doesn't  work  for me  ".

SON IN LAW -  "You're doing it  wrong  .  you're  suppose  to  put   one   finger  down your  throat , and   another  finger    up  your ass  ,,  if it  doesn't work  , ..................................... just  change  fingers    :-}

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Permalink Reply by John Sawyer on November 11, 2015 at 7:38pm

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 12, 2015 at 2:45am

;-)   and ,  if you  buy  a self  help  book  .. what  have you  really  done  ?  

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on November 12, 2015 at 3:48am

Why buy it when you can just help yourself?

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on November 13, 2015 at 4:56am

I just bought a book called 'How to live for a week with no money'! W.H. Smith's £99.99p.

I went to the library and asked for a book on suicide, she said they hadn't got any, I said 'your catalogue shows you have ten of them listed'! The librarian said 'yes, we do, but they take them out and then they never bring them back'!

I'm reading a book at the moment called 'Mysterious Happenings' my wife said 'where did you get that from'? I said  'I don't know, it just appeared on the table late one night'!

'The History Of Nailtown Slim' is an interesting set of books though! :-D

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 13, 2015 at 5:12am

(book  of  matches  ) -    "CANT'T  READ  ?  SEE  OFFER  INSIDE  !

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on November 14, 2015 at 10:30am

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 14, 2015 at 12:38pm

;-)

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on November 14, 2015 at 1:30pm

Might be a chicken van.

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on January 26, 2016 at 11:56pm

I had a thought the other day about how life has changed over the years, when I was a kid you had to pull a girl's knickers down to see her ass, but these days, you'd have to spread her ass to see her knickers!

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on January 27, 2016 at 6:04am

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