You're a Chav...!

This is the flip-side of the "Put 'em all in the Army now" single, i guess the song is about a dilemma many of us have had at one time or another, you love the girl but are slightly embarrassed by her life style..! A gentle bit of fun about a now rather out-dated yoof culture, enjoy!(-;Guitar - Rum Punch/Boss DS-1 distortion pedal/Marshall AS50D.Drums - Roland TD-12 V-DrumsBass - Epiphone SG BassVocals - Slowpaw Steve TBoss SE-70 / AudacityPLAY LOUD!YOU'RE A CHAV!I DON'T LIKE YOUR BURBERRY DRESSI REALLY HATE YOUR TESCO EXPRESSI DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU OUTI WON'T RIDE YOUR ROUNDABOUT.CHORUS - YOU'RE A CHAV!YEH BABY / LORD KNOWS YOU'RE A CHAVI CAN'T WASTE MY TIMEWITH SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA HAVEI DON'T WANT TO MEET YOUR MOTHERI DON'T LIKE YOUR ASBO BROTHERI DON'T WANT YOU DRAPED IN BLINGJUST WANNA MAKE YOUR DOORBELL RING.CHORUSI DON'T WANT TO PAINT YOUR FLATI DON'T LIKE YOUR BASEBALL HATI DON'T WANT TO MOW YOUR LAWNJUST WANNA BE UP AND GONE BY DAWN.CHORUSI DON'T LIKE YOUR JIMMY SHOOSI DON'T WANT TO SING YOUR BLUESI DON'T WANT TO PARTY ALL NIGHTJUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE ALL RIGHTCHORUS X2YOU'RE A CHAV...INNIT! (-;Steve Trowbridge September 2011Included on forthcoming CD "Slowpaw 2"in 24-bit mono sound.

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Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw September 4, 2011 at 7:35pm

Thanks for playing this one yesterday Steve. It was good to hear it live, along with several of your other songs.
T C Blues September 4, 2011 at 10:55am

YEAH!
Slowpaw Steve T September 4, 2011 at 4:09am

Many thanks people! Played this song live for the first time yesterday and went down very well, looking forward to Sidcup Soiree! (-:
Ice Bob September 2, 2011 at 7:06pm

cool i learned a new word cool song
dogfinger steve September 2, 2011 at 2:50pm

is you dissin me shellsuit???? nice one.....innit mate:0)
Slowpaw Steve T September 2, 2011 at 9:29am

brilliant! (0:
Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw September 2, 2011 at 9:23am

You might find this from Paul Chowdhry amusing.
Slowpaw Steve T September 2, 2011 at 1:52am

...and thanks UJ for the definition! (-:
Slowpaw Steve T September 2, 2011 at 1:50am

Many thanks for all your great comments, folks, had great fun with this one! (-;

@ Sammy, 4 string guitar 25.5" scale length tuned bGDG (GDGb on a right handed guitar) and turned up half a step, just mess round with the slide till you find the right chords, that's all i do, keep meaning to study proper chords in future or i'll be running out of ideas (-;
Sammy Lloyd September 1, 2011 at 6:45pm

Steve just love your sound......was going to bed until I tuned into your video, now the old foot's a tapping and I've had to replay it for the 3rd time. Wish I knew what the chords were for the tune. I play a Cigar Box Ukulele and wouldn't have a clue how to discover how to get the chords close to what your song. (as a beginner I tend to print off chords and lyrics from the likes of www.chordie.com) Nice one mate, love it. cheers Sammy

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