You Can't Sing(aka "Positively 5th Amendment")1.You walked into the Karaoke , holding Vodka shots that you boughtBags were hanging below your eyes, from drinking three days on the trotYou had one eye on the microphone, some comfort being soughtI held my ears , and I feared for my partner, feared for my partner forChorusYou can't sing , you torture everyone 'round about youYou can't sing , you torture everyone 'round about you, don't you, don't you?2. You gatecrashed someone's party, and they were being quite naiveThey let you take the middle of the floor, to belt out a short reprieveThose who couldn't make the door, were stampedin' down on meI didnt mind , I was shouting "please kill me", shouting "please kill me" andChorusYou can't sing , you torture everyone 'round about youYou can't sing , you torture everyone 'round about you, don't you, don't you?3. Well ah hear you went into town with your maw, for a cup of tea and a bunThen you took a bus, up to Sauchiehall Street, who said "busking can be fun"?All the shoppers ran away, but I was first in lineYou never learn, your'e a cat with a sore throat, cat with a sore throat , andChorusYou can't sing , you torture everyone 'round about youYou can't sing , you torture everyone 'round about you, don't you, don't you?
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Cheers, Wes, but think might get a little shoulder thrown back at me lol. Job I worked in long time ago, I wrote a mini musical on piano, about ma fellow staff, (habits, secrets etc). I gave out cassette copy ( well, was back in 1980's) to pass around. Let's just say work fid not go smoothly next few days, to put it mildly! Lol
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Funny.
Thanks, Shane, ma man :). Playing intro on your dogbowl guitar , and song on Shonky, pine body 6 string. Xmas album lookinggood :)
badass dude too ( in his dreams! Lol)
LOL ..you're a genius...
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