Life is A Tuff Pill to Swallow

Clock The Wolf July 7, 2013 at 11:13pm

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Increases male pattern baldness in the ladies! (?)

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Ron "Oily" Sprague July 7, 2013 at 10:56pm

"Hmmm. Zo, how do you feel aboud ziss?"

"Take only ze von pill. Ziss vay, you only end up blayink strib boker mit a jeerleader on a scooder in ze middle of ze Schreiner's 4th of July parade."

RTZGUITARS July 7, 2013 at 8:31pm

Dr. Vinnie when I take my pills I end up at a craps table in Reno, If I go off my meds I end up naked at the local go cart track at Mini golf coarse what should I do?

Downtown Vinnie July 7, 2013 at 5:05pm

It's ok Oily,just yankin yer chain ,we all live a busy life,ahh yes teenage kids so much fun..lol

Ron "Oily" Sprague July 7, 2013 at 1:22pm

'Tis not exactly a lie, more like an elastic truth >:-E. Ok, so my "48 hours" is relativistic. I haven't had time to get on the home 'puter to download your track, 'cuz my dawg ate my homework, the sun was in my eyes, and the Czech's in the mall. Plus, my wife was finishing up her middle school yearbook stuff...

But I DO have an absolutely family-free week coming up in 5 more days, which means I can sing out loud without anyone making fun of me, my lyrics, or telling me to "turn that crap down!" Feels just like when I was 17. I also wasn't counting on my out-of-school daughter and her friends being home every night this week, doing a Harry Potter movie marathon.

But now I feel guilty. Bad, bad Oily! *thwackathwackathwacka* I WILL get to your song.