The Loonsters (Halloween Nation)
1.Its now that witchy old time of year
Where mystery and magic both dwell
Sit back with your pumpkin pie, have a beer
For I have some Nation stories to tell
Uncle John, he fills a whisky flask
Saved on some money, he does not need a mask
Face so sour, broke a whisky cask
Scary Nation, Scary Nation

2.Good men of Nation, lend me your ears
There are secrets that need to be told
Some of these, may cause shock and fear
But they are known to the wise men of old
Bug dressed up as a lady from the Bronx
Cars ran by, all horns were set to "honk"
Three old winos threw away their plonk
Scary Nation, Scary Nation

3.Wee scary faces ,stand at the door
And we have to choose trick or treat
Some wearing Jason masks , shuffling feet
Some dressed as Freddie and more
" Hey yelled Pick, its now that time of year
For the SwampWitch, to dance in moonlight clear"
You should buy one, guys (I'm on commision here!)
Scary Nation, Scary Nation

4. Ducking for apples can be fun
But its candy and cash the kids seek
Its like being robbed, but without the gun
And from every bush they do peek
There's our Vinnie , he's dressed up as a bum
He's looking for coins , and he's smoking like a lum
He can't keep off the grass, he's got no nicotine gum
Scary Nation, Scary Nation

5.Now the light, it is getting low
And kids they all are abed
Its time for the real stuff, its face to show
That nitty gritty that adults all dread
There's old Clock, our man of mystery
Hands out flyers, for the aristocracy
He's a Transylvania Count himself you see
Scary Nation, Scary Nation

6.Now my song it is nearly done
And I hope that you're not too shocked
Many , I know, spat out currant bun
When they heard of Bug in a frock
Mr Wagstaff, he's dresssed up as "Shane"
Alan Ladd had no "dibs" upon the name
Philidelphia lawer, he's put on "retain"
Scary Nation, Scary Nation