Bug Attack! (on Simmers Biscuit Tin Uke, unplugged)

A film about: Infestation, molestation, privatization , and deprivation
Strung out all across the Nation Syrup of Figs and constipation!
Shug The Bug
1.I met a wee bug, his name it was Shug, he was sitting on ma telly
With a tattoo of his wife , the love of his life, tho her six wee feet they were smelly

2.I said "wee bug, whose name it is Shug, ah'm off to get ma anti bug spray now"
Shug was polite, he said "that's your right, oh and by the way, have a nice day now"

3. During "Emmerdale Farm", he came to no harm, ah even let him live through "Corrie"
But ma duty was clear, throw him out on his ear, though ah admit ah was a little bit sorry

4.Ah said "wee bug, whose name it is Shug,
can maybe we come to mutual agreement
You leave with no fuss, ah'll even pay for your bus" , he laughed and ah knew just what he meant!

5.It came to a duel, he was nobody's fool, he ran up the leg of ma trousers
He bit me sore, on the bit girl's adore, and ah was in dire need of young Doogie Howser (MD)

6.I shouted "no more", as I rolled on the floor, and he let go his grip on ma willy
Now he lives with his wife, here rent free for life, 80 children, and a brother called "Billy"

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 10, 2015 at 11:24pm
Cheers, James O. But salt does not work. I threw a packet of salt at our very own CB Nation Bug, hit him right on the head; and he's still here ! ;)
Comment by James O Lunsford on October 10, 2015 at 4:02pm

LOL Just can't get Rid of um feed um Salt

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 9, 2015 at 11:43am

Ah, Bug, as if one attack ( and me putting up yer cousin Shug the bug and his entourage) wasn't enough ! Nightmares for me tonight, looks like ;)

Comment by BUGGY (C) on October 9, 2015 at 9:45am

LOL... beware bug's bite back...  ; > )

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 9, 2015 at 9:13am

Thanks, Jim, ma man :)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 9, 2015 at 9:09am

Cheers, Clock. A phantasmagoria of his Bugness lol

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