So I was sitting, mesmerized, by the sight and sound, this revelation, this kazoo video, "Hum... Don't Blow," featuring a mysterious white-bearded shaman named Captain Kazoo... how best to describe it? Methinks it begins, innocently enough, much like the opening theme music to Hawaii Five-O, then something, something, something... the voice, so soothing and innocent, yet ever so relentlessly insistent... then some other thing or other happens that sounds like exploding beans... yes, exploding beans, and this apparently is this kazoo thing we have been waiting for... and then comes the revelation, that THE KAZOO IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SIGNIFIER OF THE 2012 MAYAN APOCALYPSE AND REAPING OF SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I watched James video, "Profane...ity, kazoo", and everything was all right again. Just another New Age moneymaking swindle...
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Ah well, James video is gone... the only thing standing between the world and the
Dread Empire Of The Kazoo. Now we must bow our heads to its awesome majesty,
and tremble in obeisance before our new Propane, er, Profane Overlord. All hail
the Almighty Kazoo!
And I thought Obama would be the instrument of destruction
Of course Eric Burden might have had it right when he wrote the line,"..We gotta get out of this place,,,if it's the last thing we ever do."
However, I ain't a goin nowhere. (except maybe a "FEMA" detention camp) This land and all it ONCE stood for is my home, I won't die a sniveling coward or a slave. My roots in North America go back to 1647, and like "Capt. Dan" in FORREST GUMP my ancestors have fought in every war since.
On the other hand, Where in the hell can I get a good AMERICAN MADE METAL kazoo? I really want to torment somebody!
it had a victim, i guess
i did it...........conscience got to me lol sorry guys it was fun
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