So I was sitting,  mesmerized,  by the sight and sound,  this revelation,  this kazoo video,  "Hum... Don't Blow,"  featuring a mysterious white-bearded shaman named Captain Kazoo...  how best to describe it?  Methinks it begins,  innocently enough, much like the opening theme music to Hawaii Five-O,  then something,  something,  something...  the voice,  so soothing and innocent,  yet ever so relentlessly insistent...  then some other thing or other happens that sounds like exploding beans...  yes,  exploding beans,  and this apparently is this kazoo thing we have been waiting for...  and then comes the revelation,  that THE KAZOO IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SIGNIFIER OF THE 2012 MAYAN APOCALYPSE AND REAPING OF SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then I watched James video,  "Profane...ity, kazoo",  and everything was all right again.  Just another New Age moneymaking swindle...

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Comment by Clock The Wolf on January 18, 2012 at 8:07am

   Ah well,  James video is gone...  the only thing standing between the world and the

   Dread Empire Of The Kazoo.  Now we must bow our heads to its awesome majesty,

   and tremble in obeisance before our new Propane,  er,  Profane Overlord.  All hail

   the Almighty Kazoo!

Comment by Jeff Powers on January 18, 2012 at 6:32am

And I thought Obama would be the instrument of destruction

Of course  Eric Burden might have had it right when he wrote the line,"..We gotta get out of this place,,,if it's the last thing we ever do."

However, I ain't a goin nowhere. (except maybe a "FEMA" detention camp) This land and all it ONCE stood for is my home, I won't die a sniveling coward or a slave. My roots in North America go back to 1647, and like "Capt. Dan" in FORREST GUMP my ancestors have fought in every war since.

On the other hand, Where in the hell can I get a good AMERICAN MADE METAL kazoo? I really want to torment somebody!

Comment by James on January 18, 2012 at 6:11am

it had a victim, i guess

Comment by James on January 18, 2012 at 6:11am

i did it...........conscience got to me lol  sorry guys it was fun

Comment by Ron "Oily" Sprague on January 18, 2012 at 6:08am
You saw the link to "profane...ity, kazoo" got pulled, yes?

Sheesh.
Comment by Ron "Oily" Sprague on January 18, 2012 at 5:51am
"There were bells on a hill
Though I never heard them ringing
No, I never heard them at all -
Too many kazoos!"
Comment by Clock The Wolf on January 17, 2012 at 11:01pm

Trumpet Kazoo!!!???!!!???

Comment by Clock The Wolf on January 17, 2012 at 9:19pm

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