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A place for all of us disgruntled old farts to gather and do curmudgeonly things. Stand up and flaunt your attitude! We've earned the right to be grouchy old folks!

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Comment by Pete Turner on February 3, 2016 at 2:38am

Man, I knew I should of stayed in bed. Just a couple of quick points:

As a Vietnam Combat Vet I can tell ya there are no atheists in a fox hole.

I'm just a dumb guitar picker, but if I remember 6th grade science learning that the earth constantly goes thru periods of cooling and warming.

I seem to remember back in the late 70's & 80's they were warning us a new ice age!?? What happened?

Last point follow the money: Mr. Gore & others have made millions off global warming all the while flying around in their private jets.

While in college I helped organized the first earth day & pushed for the formation of an ecology dept. Also help start a farmer's market. I own 1 car a Ford Focus so I'm not a red neck as some may think.

Now I really got to take a nap!

Comment by Bristol Blue on February 2, 2016 at 8:35pm

It's been said the Dinosaurs literally farted so much they caused global warming and started the ice age. Funny how some young uns refer to us golden oldies as Dinosaurs... 

Comment by Thomas "Duck" Petry on February 2, 2016 at 6:23pm

A lot of the problems come from methane gas which has been created by all of the "old farts" farting.

Comment by Bristol Blue on February 2, 2016 at 5:10pm

In a poll published by the Daily Mail last April , only 30% of Britons have a faith. 13% were Atheists . 53% said they had no religion and the remainder were "don't knows"
It's a very personal thing ,God & religion and I really don't know if this is the place to debate it.
With all due respect I have my reasons for being a non-believer. If you have faith, good for you, I have no intention or desire to try to change your beliefs.

Comment by Bristol Blue on February 2, 2016 at 4:24pm

Yes Wayfinder mate . I think most of us grasp the concept . Joking is a coping mechanism for the very harsh realities of life ! 

Did you really sat the Atheists should start praying? LOL ! When ? When Hell freezes over ? ;-)

Comment by Pete Turner on February 2, 2016 at 1:12pm

Ok, you asked for it!

Snowed In Blizzard Blues

Moved to Maryland from way up North.

I said I moved to Maryland from way up North,

Crossed over that Mason Dixon Line to warm my toes.

I’ve got those snowed in blizzard blues –Damn it’s getting cold.

 I've got them snowed in blizzard blues -Damn it's getting cold.

Al Gore said the polar caps were melting.

Yeah Crazy Al said those polar caps are melting.

And like a fool I believed it was so.

I’ve got those snowed in blizzard blues –Damn it’s getting cold.

 Yeah those snowed in blizzard blues –Damn it’s getting cold.

Yeah I got those snowed in blizzard blues and about to go insane.

I said them snowed in blues making me go insane.

Thank God I got my CBG and three good strings.

I’ve got those snowed in blizzard blues –Damn it’s getting cold.

Yeah those snowed in blizzard blues –Damn it’s getting cold.

Comment by Pete Turner on February 2, 2016 at 3:11am

Yeah, and where is Al Gore hiding? I moved to Maryland years ago from New England. I was told that it hardly ever snowed and when it did it melted in a couple of days. Well let me tell ya the biggest snow storms I've ever seen have been in Maryland!

Comment by Bristol Blue on February 1, 2016 at 4:58pm

Yeah Pete do it.... with Lyrics pertaining to "If the planet is warming up, why is my house covered in snow and why is it so chilly?" lol ;-)

Comment by Pete Turner on February 1, 2016 at 12:12pm

That's what I like about you guys no sympathy. I tried farting & blew the snow off the steps. Can't find my shovel. I think I left it laying on the ground. Had to pay a guy to come in with his back hole. I guess I got those "Snowed in down and out winter blues". Hey maybe I write a song for my CBG!

Comment by Bristol Blue on January 31, 2016 at 5:02pm

Le Petomane , thats the guy you snowed in guys need ! 

 

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