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Curmudgeons of Cigar Box Nation

A place for all of us disgruntled old farts to gather and do curmudgeonly things. Stand up and flaunt your attitude! We've earned the right to be grouchy old folks!

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Comment by MadGomer on October 19, 2016 at 6:35am
Dang it, didn't know there was a season. Always so many rules to contend with . . . I guess that's why CBGs are so enjoyable - no rules!
Comment by Thomas "Duck" Petry on October 19, 2016 at 1:55am

The trouble is it's hard to find out when the season opens.

Comment by Fomhorach on October 19, 2016 at 1:51am

I've heard they make great firewood. 

They are also good target practice, even the fat lazy ones get quite sprightly when you point a rifle at them.

Comment by Thomas "Duck" Petry on October 19, 2016 at 1:32am

The best thing about politicians is.......Oh wait, there isn't one.

Comment by MadGomer on October 18, 2016 at 11:53am
Time to go build a bunch of new gits, after election day there will be a bunch of people singing the blues regardless of who wins, and they're gonna need instruments. :)
Comment by Bristol Blue on February 10, 2016 at 10:24pm

Duck , you did make me lol after a shitty day at work earlier ;-D

Yeah , Way' , bottled water grrrr !  

Comment by Thomas "Duck" Petry on February 10, 2016 at 10:11am

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk.

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...

 5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

 

BONUS RULE:

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex.

A friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Comment by Thomas "Duck" Petry on February 10, 2016 at 10:11am

SIMPLE TRUTH 1:

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 2:

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".

But, none of them comes up to the man - touches his penis and say, "Good job".

Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.

 

Comment by Pete Turner on February 4, 2016 at 11:55am

Out of "focus" good one Duck!  So if don't listen it won't happen? I haven't been listening for years! Just imagine all the crisis that didn't happen because I wasn't listening. They should give me a medal!

Comment by Thomas "Duck" Petry on February 3, 2016 at 9:49am

Ah, Pete, be careful and remember that when you aren't driving, you could be out of focus.

Yes Wayfinder, cigarettes are actually dinosaur repellent.

 

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