You, my friends are cordially invited to the First Annual Sunny California VIRTUAL CBG & Roots Music Fest
(Note: as used here, virtual means IMAGINARY).
This is a potluck meal, so please bring a covered dish. If you can, bring a signature dish from your region, such as fried okra from the American south, tortillas from Mexico, sweet corn from Iowa, Fish and Chips from the U.K. and Vegamite sandwiches from Australia.
Please RSVP and tell us what vehicle you will be driving and what snacks you are bringing. Air Force One takes up a lot of space. There will be limited parking for air craft. There is plenty of boat and submarine parking, but it is first come first serve. We have room for over 100 buses. We've been told to expect busses from Canada, Mexico, Australia, Holland and the U.K. We hope the U.K. folks will drive at least one of those double decker busses.
Activities include: continuous open mike in several different areas. Vendors. Submarine races. Disc Golf Tournament. Largest and smallest fish contest at the fishing event . Nude beach. Regular beach. Disco. The grand opening of the west coast branch of Uncle John's Pawn shop (free corn dogs to the first 500). Ugly dog contest at 4 pm. Goat Rope Rodeo at 5 pm. And MANY MORE.
Please RSVP. ASAP. WTF.
I am free at the moment but and fleeing the Federales and polica. Kigar is giving me a hand and Richard Dean is giving me a lift. On our way to Calli-fest!! (No thanks to Wes and Maddog.)
Wasn't sure if I could make it, I've been working out of town the last 3 weeks but they are giving me 4 days off this weekend. I'm sitting at the airport in Providence, Rhode Island waiting for my flight. I've got to swing by my house in Michigan and build a bass but I'm a'coming.
If I can find Richard S., I will ask him to hold festivities until you arrive. Better make that just a 2 or 3 string bass. I wonder where Richard can be?
I'll make it a short-scale. : )
Hey, if you get a ride on the Patriots' plane, say howdy to Rex Burkhead for me.
Patriots got cheerleaders, maybe invite them to the beach next door wink wink
That is a cordial way of thinking, Richard Dean!
Uncle, over on the Nation blog, concerned members, three or four, were contributing to a fund to free you. Very touching stories of compassion and heartfelt concern. How is Dave on the nude beach! Crap, he’s at the wrong beach! I’ll pick him up, but he’s riding in the back.
Oh, Dave. Richard, can you throw those loving and heart-felt contributions into the beer fund?